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Mumbo,high on Irn Bru,corners Santa Claus!
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| haw,how come ya didnae bring me ony Buckfast ya pie? DO YE WANT CHIBBED?! | |
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| Ho Ho Ho! but Buckfast Tonic Wine isnt very festive young Steve! | |
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| ya doss cunt! its Scotland,its as festive as a deep fried Mars bar! | |
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| ho ho ho! in that case,pour me a glass! MERRY CHRISTMAS! | |
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| *hic* are you sure you know your way to Lapland? *belch* dearie me,that Buckfast is potent stuff! Mrs Claus is going to,how do you say,'burst' me! | |
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| shut yer puss Eccie Claus! *hic* Lapland canae be that far awa'...its next tae Methil,right? | |
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