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Go to hell and die.

No, that wasn't funny. Nor are my comics. Mainly because I'm terribly terribly bitter. And I think too hard. Probably too hard for your feeble minds to comprehend. On the upshot, I will try and avoid Jesus-sex and ass jokes. Except when I damn well feel like it.

Existentialism, or, There Is No Comic But What You Make It

by Nakar
4-12-01


	Perhaps I was supposed to do something here.

Through the Looking Glass

by Nakar
4-12-01


	Hello! I am a red robot, universally accepted as being in some way Evil.


	Some claim that a mirror universe exists wherein I would be good, but that is nonse-what the hell!?


	!hctozib eid uoy epoh I !live olleH


	!!!ffo gguF ?ereh llits uoy erA

All Your God-Damned Cliches Are Belong to Shut Up!

by Nakar
4-13-01

In AD 2101, annoyance was beginning


	HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!


	.....


	ALL YOUR BASE AUUUUUUUUUGH!!!


	My work here is done.

The Longest Comic EVER

by Nakar
4-14-01

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	I'm scared now.


	Me too. But we probably won something.

My God... It's Full of Asians!

by Nakar
4-14-01


	Wow...


	What?


	Have you ever closed your eyes, even for just a moment? Try it and see.


	No, I... well... alright...

Oh my God!

Meditation Upon Adrian

by Nakar
4-14-01


	Sometimes life gets me down. Sometimes I feel like it's all over.


	That's when I remember that a very wise man once said: "Nothing is over!"


	Actually, I think it was Rocky.

Haiku for a Cliche

by Nakar
4-14-01


	Nail in my forehead.


	Watch as tetanus kills me.


	Why must Haiku hurt?

Why Must Everyone Call Me Bitter?

by Nakar
4-14-01


	I want to burn everything.


	You know, this isn't really like you. What happened to you?


	You're just going to have to accept it.

You're just... bitter.


	Weep for the survivors, child.

Some Thoughts

by Nakar
4-26-01


	Sometimes I look outside and see how wonderful and beautiful life is. And sometimes I look outside and see blackness, because it's night.


	War can be a terrible thing. All the bombs falling... can you imagine how long it would take to drive to work after that?


	It's funny how people can die in the ocean. All that water, and it's been slowly and surely made a vat of grimy sludge. I think God hates us.

Always Have a Starting Place

by Nakar
4-26-01


	Nothing ever changes.


	Not true.


	What do you mean?


	I mean, if nothing else, when you die, something will have changed.


	You're saying I should relieve my boredom and apathy by killing myself?


	It's a good start.

I Wish I Had a Good Punchline for This

by Nakar
4-26-01


	How do you ward off an atheist vampire?


	*How do* you ward off an atheist vampire?**


	I don't know about you, but I'd just use a flamethrower.


	You ruined this joke.

If You Only Knew How Good It Was...

by Nakar
11-15-01


	Well, here I am in lovely frigid northern Indiana, segregated once more from the female persuasion and trapped in a small, hot room...


	HOW ABOUT YOU?


	Heh, we have girls in the room next door and there's some dude who takes us out drinking and then we all shoot up on heroin, murder some locals, and get away with it all. Then we crash.


	So what are you studying down there in Santa Fe?


	STUDYING?

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