All comics by Nekogami

 

by Nekogami
1-31-04
Butch meets a new friend.
See...there's this squirrel...
The hell? Where's the Squirrel? OH MY GOD, WHY???
What? You thought we meant Gabe?
Thank you.
I love you, Squirrel!

 

by Nekogami
2-03-04
The life of a maniac is a lonely one. Butch decides to remedy this.
Isn't waiting terrible?
Right. Dinner THEN dismemberment. Butch ALWAYS got that wrong.

 

by Nekogami
2-03-04
After reading one too many stories about Butch Stickboy decides to have some fun.
Heeeere doggy doggy....
That's not how it's done...
No? Then tell me how!
Ow.
::walkwalk::

 

by Nekogami
2-03-04
Stickboy gets a letter...
'Please stop stalking me. You're creepy. And that's saying a lot from me. Butch.'
Stickboy has comprehension problems.
I'm here! Just like you asked!
... Ooooh, very well! Come in. I'll teach you a game.
Something always happens to spoil Butch's fun.
Do I win?

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
Crap. Late again.

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
Stickboy gets a practice dummy.
He decides to sneak up on it
::isn't quite grasping the idea::
Butch isn't in this one. Quit waiting.

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
Why you never expose the n00b to Dead Alewives
I attack the darkness!
Dude, we haven't even got as far as 'You meet in a tavern' shut up, or I'm leaving.
We're in a tavern? Roll to see if I get drunk! If there's any girls there I want to DO THEM!
That's it. I'm out of here.
I have an ogre slaying knife!

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
The next week.
When do you teach me the real magic?
Oh, GODDAMMIT, who gave him Dark Dungeons!
OK, Dungeon Master, my spell of light binds the monster.
I am SO out of here.... Wait.
Aw, crap.
You're dead! You don't exist any more!

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
Week 3.
Honest. I'll be good.
Great. Now, since I killed your character, Galstaff, last session, I'll let you roll up a new one.
Grat. I didn't really want to play Galstaff anyway. I have a new character thought up.
Great! Tell me about him!
Well, he's based on a character in a book I read. Drizzit, or something.
Why do I keep letting him come back?

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
Three weeks later
Alright, folks, you've woken the horrid Red Dragon of Orkivania. Drizzit, you won initiative, what do you do?
I attack the mofo!
Of course. Roll d20.
ALRIGHT! ... ... ... Which one's that?
::sigh::

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
The next week:
OK, you have knocked the Dreaded Red Dragon of Orkivania senseless. Drizzit, you are the only survivor, what do you do?
I raid his horde and leave before he wakes up.
You raid...you know your friends are lying dead around you, and you're LG, right?
Yeah. I figure eating them will keep him busy for a while.
... Alright, you raid his horde and run. Now...where's the Ghost template...

 

by Nekogami
2-22-04
Later that night:
OK, since you're a Paladin, to get your powers back after...that, you'll need an Atonement spell.
Cool, I do that, then.
Great, you go to the temple of Zeus, and the priest gives you the quest you must perform to get the spe...
Screw that. I kill him and take it.
... ... ...
So, do I have my powers back yet?

 

by Nekogami
2-29-04
One week later
... After the...after the fifth priest of Zeus falls under Drizzit's sword, a demon appears at the temple gates.
Sweet! I kill it!
The demon stops your sword, and tells you that if you continue your senseless slaughter, he will claim your soul for his dark army.
Cool! I join him!
... ... ...
Does he give me my Paladin powers back?

 

by Nekogami
3-03-04
Er...oh, nothing, just drifted off there a moment...

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