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Author: NeonScenex

Date: February 9, 2009

by NeonScenex
2-09-09
So how are you feeling after the divorce?
Not bad, I caught her sleeping with the scuba instructor on his boat on our honeymoon.
Ouch, She left you 2 days after your wedding!
Yeah, but she had always been cheating on her boyfriends since high school.
Ok, Listen me and Jim are going to dinner tonight, Would you like to come?
No, I'm good, I'm gonna go speed dating, If I don't get laid this week I'm gonna shoot myself!