All comics by Nitefly

 

by Nitefly
4-27-05
You know, I dont get it. Why is it that we are so unpopular? It sucks, when was the last time either of us went on a date? Are we really that boring? Does God hate us so?
I've been thinking about it for awhile, and it's taken me time to gather the courage to say it, but I think... I think its you that drags me down in everyone elses eyes.....
However, I only say such a thing because I know, as you are like me, that you will be able to cope with such a harsh, yet undeniably truthful statement.

 

by Nitefly
4-27-05
A man has reason to be. He has a systematic approach to life. Take Zack, your everyday Joe Bloggs.....
Zack's current reason to be is to make love to the increasingly attractive female at the bar which he resides in.
However, alchohol has been known to blur the systematic approach that man faces, resulting in several goals becoming merged into one...
Hey baby

 

by Nitefly
4-27-05
After time, Wyle E. Coyote had learnt the meaning of life...
SIgh
... Just fucking give up.

 

by Nitefly
4-27-05
I feel degraded. I have commited an act that has brought me to a new low of humanity. That will be the first and last time I phone a sex chat number. At least no one will ever know...
At least I'm not the sort to get addicted to these things. Yet, I could do it again, and again. With no-one knowing my filthy desire to call another number, and have my mind eased by the sounds of...
... Fuck

 

by Nitefly
4-27-05
Not a ghost....
woOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!
Or a fire...
Or even the apocalypse would shift Tom from his Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2
I smell your fear.
Just one more go...

 

by Nitefly
4-27-05
... Yeah its at Goatse.cx .....
Ah cheers, I wasn't sure where to look.
WHAT THE FUCK
*Snigger*

 

by Nitefly
4-29-05
I'm sorry, but your being completely illogical! You are seriously telling me Voodoo exsists?!
Yes, it does. Stop being so damn narrow minded!!
Ok, proove it. I'm all ears. I'm waiting to be convinced.
...
Some other time...
>_<<

 

by Nitefly
4-29-05
No, try the Kickflip McTwist, and stop manualing, you almost lost your balence last time!
DEATH! What the hell are you doing?! You better be doing your job over there!
What? Oh, uh, yeah, sure thing boss.
WARNING: Simply watching computer games can be just as addictive.
Heh, sucker...

 

by Nitefly
4-29-05
I just cant wait any longer. What will they say?!
Are my views just? Am I really right?
Computer Addiction Sign #1: You let your forum life become more important than your own.
I must keep refreshing.

 

by Nitefly
4-29-05
So, when will I see you again?
All in good time, all in good time, LOL
Erm... actualy, I'm kind of busy... so it wont be for awhile...
Oh... I see...
Computer Addiction Sign #2: You start using internet phrases in real life.
WHY CANT I JUST ACT NORMAL!?!

 

by Nitefly
4-29-05
That guy over there is popular. What does he have that I don't?
Hey guys, lets hit the arcade!
No one I know can relate to me. I feel so isolated.
Computer Addiction Sign #3: You recieve more *Huggles* than actual hugs.
At least my Livejournal buddies will understand...

 

by Nitefly
4-29-05
Michael! What is this! I have not sent you on your break, so you will not go! It does not matter whether my superior has told me othwise.
...
5 Minutes later...
Its too late! You fucked with me! You will ALL die. YOU will pay. I hate you. Hate. HATE!
AGH! THE FLAMES THEY BURN!
5 Minutes later in reality...
Michael! What are you doing?! Your cleaning up method is INCORRECT. I will be reporting you to Georgi!
Sigh, I can only dream...

 

by Nitefly
4-30-05
I had better tidy my room...
Later...
What else. Oh yeah, I better dust the whole house.
Fact: People will do anything to get out of revision.
Now I will count the leaves on this tree.

 

by Nitefly
4-30-05
This is a load of shit. What the fuck, I have anger problems? Its just those retards who are too fucking stupid to think logically.
*Squeak*
You can shut the fuck up.

 

by Nitefly
4-30-05
There are times when a man requires slyness and stealth to fill desires without being noticed...
Meh, she's so perfect...
Unfortuantly, a woman's sixth sense is often freakishly accurate.
Seriously Clive, stop staring at me, it's freaking me out...
I err, wasn't. I was looking right.... err... behind you...

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