A very merry Christmas, indeed. by NohHime12-24-04 On Christmas Eve, Anya searches for her 'widdle brover', Akiliano. It's Christmas... Where's Aki? Looks like she found him... Will what she says make him happy? There you are! I have something to tell you that'll make you happy. I seriously doubt that, but go ahead and try. Anya no lie, heap big truth teller is she! Merry Christmas, and I wuv you widdle brover! I could be wrong...
The true enemy of noobish men: natural selection. by NohHime12-24-04 Anya encounters a noob. This won't end well... HAHAHA! Ph33R /\/\y /\/\4d /\/!/\/j4 h4xx0r 5k!//z !!!!!111 Oh, ye gods... Will you go out with me? ... Erm... She can be a little violent at times... Think of that as a no.
You shouldn't give atomic bombs to violent women on X-Mas... by NohHime12-25-04 Another typical day for Anya... What's wrong with this scene? ... Erm... I'm sure SOMETHING will happen... Sooner or later... ... There are times when questioning morals is pointless, especially when the person in question has none. I suppose I shouldn't have dropped it...
You shouldn't give atomic bombs to violent women on X-Mas 2 by NohHime12-25-04 HA HA! Akiliano found out what Anya did to the city. What the hell did you do!? I dropped my gift from Balphazar. Oh, yes! here comes the punishment! What was it, an ATOMIC BOMB!? Actually, yes. IS THERE NO JUSTICE FOR THE CITY!? NO JUSTICE AT ALL!? Oh. That's actually pretty cool. Isn't it, though?
You shouldn't give atomic bombs to violent women on X-Mas 3 by NohHime12-25-04 You destroyed my hideout. Sure did. It's your fault, you know. HOW is it MY fault!? I gave you that bomb so you could piss someone off! And I did, didn't I? You gave it to me and told me to destroy something. Don't get upset at me because you didn't specify what. The moral of the story is: You can never have too much fun with people when you're a violent chick on Christmas. If it weren't for the fact that you're evil, I would kill you right now. Merry Christmas, Balph.
When boredom strikes... by NohHime12-25-04 ... ... ... ... Sometimes, it pays not to ask questions. HA! You blinked Anya! DAMMIT! I almost beat you this time, Namey!
A New Noob by NohHime12-25-04 Just when you thought the noob was dead... 3y3 <3 4/\/y4. i'// d0 n e th!/\/g 2 g3t h3r !!!!!111 P/34z b /\/\!/\/3, 4/\/y4 !!!!!111 ... Your payment is in your bank account, Balph. Good.
Anya Strikes Back by NohHime12-25-04 Once again, the noob lives, much to Anya's dismay. What now? ... Why are you staring at me? B cuz 3y3 <3 u. I'm firing Balph.
Return of the Noob by NohHime12-25-04 Here we go again... Y \/\/0/\/'7 u g0 0u7 \/\/!7h /\/\3 !!!?? Give me one good reason why I should. 3y3 c0u/d 73// u, bu7 !7 \/\/0u/d b b3773r 2 5!/\/g !7... Oh, ye gods, NO! \/\/h3r3'd 5h3 g0?
Phone Dillemma by NohHime12-25-04 He never learns... !f 3y3 45k h3r 2 c0/\/\3 2 /\/\y r00/\/\, \/\/3 c0u/d... ... Cr4p. 3y3 4 g0t that 3y3 d0/\/'7 k/\/0\/\/ h3r ph0/\/3 #.
After-Christmas Blues by NohHime12-26-04 Christmas is over, and now we see Anya... Why's she so glum? ... Ahh... Oh. I get it now... After-Christmas wine hangover doesn't mix with putting decorations away. ...Feck it. I ain't putting ANYTHING away until after new year's day.
What are Otakus good for? by NohHime12-26-04 Anya encounters an otaku... Yo. What's up? Neko neko wai! Hoshi neko baka baka wai! What the hell did you just say? Neko baka sugoi! Watashi neko baka wai! Where's my axe when I REALLY need it? Sugoi! Baka baka ecchi girl!
I'd call this a lucky day by NohHime1-02-05 Well, everyone say hello to Trowa... Isn't he so cute!? Erm... Hi...! Yo. Sup? Not much... Erm... I've been wanting to say something to you for a while, Anya... Go for it. We can't all be saints, you know. I... love you... I'll go get the room key from front desk.
When beauty interferes with noob intelligence... by NohHime1-02-05 What is the noob up to now? 3y3 g07 !7 !!!!!111 I hope it's not contageous. ... What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? N0. U /\/\4d3 /\/\3 4 g37 \/\/h47 3y3 \/\/45 54y!/\/g. 3y3 5\/\/34r !7'5 ur f!/\/3 455. Excuse me while I go get my shotgun.
Something's amiss... by NohHime1-02-05 Taking a walk in the mountains was fun for Anya... Until now. What the hell? Hell is right. The dark lord requests your company. Does he now? \/\/h47? U \/\/3r3 3xp3c7!/\/g c/4\/\/5 4/\/d h0r/\/5? Oh ye gods, this IS hell!
Anya's New Pet by NohHime1-02-05 \/\/07 !5 7h47 !!?? My new killer attack penguin. 7h!5 pu/\/y 7h!/\/g !5 ur n3\/\/ k!//3r 4774ck p3/\/gu!/\/ !!?? HAHAHAHA!!!!!111 Quark. 0h /\/\y g0d!!!!!111 !7'5 p3ck!/\/g /\/\y 3y35 0u7!!!!!111 Yes...yes... Destroy the noob.
The Otaku Returns by NohHime1-02-05 You again!? Did you learn any english yet? Baka baka echhi girl! Larry-san likes ecchi girl! Larry... Is that your name? And what's with the bulge in your... OH YE GODS... Sugoi! Sugoi! Larry-san loves ecchi girl! Come with me, Larry. I have a friend who'd be HAPPY to meet you... Sugoi! Happy fun time with ecchi girl and friend?
Oops... by NohHime1-02-05 4hh... 4/\/y4, 3y3 /\/\ 50 h4ppy u d3c!d3d 2 j0!/\/ /\/\3 2 /\/!73... Sugoi! Happy bum fun time with noob! 0h... /\/\y... g0d... UR /\/OT 4/\/YA!!!!!111 7h47 /\/\34/\/5 3y3 5/3p7 \/\/!7h 4 /\/\4/\/!!!!!111 Sugoi! Noob and Larry date now! What was that noise? THAT, dear Aki, would be the sound of a noob shooting himself after realizing he's slept with a man-bitch.
Well, at least he got one... by NohHime1-03-05 A funeral? For the noob? I thought you hated him. I do, I do. I just missed him after all this time. You missed him? I thought you said you hated him!? I DO hate him. When I said I missed him, I meant with my shotgun. Fortunately, he did it himself before I could go pulp fiction on his ass. Oh. I'm hungry. Wanna go get something to eat? Yeah. How's steak 'n' shake sound? My treat.
Whew, that was close. by NohHime1-03-05 Welcome to McFarger's. How may I help... you...? Yo, Trowa. I gotta tell you something. Wh-what is it? Is it important? Yeah. Remember that night at the hotel? Erm... Yeah... What about it? Don't tell me you're pregnant!! Hells bells NO. You can't get a woman pregnant just playing "Sorry", dumbass. I just wanted to know when you're going to pay me back.
A Nightmare on Chat Street by NohHime1-03-05 4/\/y44... 4/\/y444... \/\/h3r3 r u /\/\y /0\/3 !!!?? OH YE GODS!! SAVE ME FROM THIS UNDEAD WRETCH!!! I think I lost him... OH HELLS BELLS! THERE HE IS!! 4/\/y44... Y d!d u /34\/3 /\/\3 b h!/\/d ??? I get it. You had a nightmare. Now come out from under the bed. Not until you drive a stake through his head, chest, and nuts.
The system doesn't work. by NohHime1-03-05 What are you doing in a church, Anya? Praying for safety from the zombie noob. The zombie noob? Yeah. He's coming to get me. More importantly, I figured you'd burn in a church. Yeah. You'd think so, wouldn't you?
An Intelligent Discussion by NohHime1-03-05 It isn't possible. Why not? Because I said. You jerk. You don't have a reason why, do you? Dude, it isn't possible for a dead being to simply rise from the grave, only to torment you. Tell that to the zombie noob. He's locked up in my closet.
Ever have one of those days? by NohHime1-03-05 Where are we headed to, Anya? Don't worry, Choirboy Rick. It's going to be fun. Stay here. Okay... Several months later... I have a feeling I forgot something...
What never was by NohHime1-03-05 Nikku, this isn't working out. What? Why? Do you not love me anymore? Sorry to say, but nay. How could you do this to me!? I thought we were meant to be! Nikku, this is the internet. It's not real life. It's all just make believe. No! It's more than that! It is! I swear it!
What never was 2 by NohHime1-03-05 Seriously, Nikku. I AM serious. This is not a discussion. This is a decision. You can't just drop it like it was nothing. Dude. You'll be okay. ...
That's just not right... by NohHime1-03-05 Hey Abbey. How's it going? Going good. I'm posting our revue. We'll be rich before you know it, Ann. Sweet. All those old perverted men are gonna love seeing two chicks together. Yeah. Too bad it won't be what they expect. They're going to be pissed to find out that they paid money to see two baby chickens.
I swear he is. I do. by NohHime1-04-05 How did you like our little date last night? It was fun. I liked what we did after the date. Oh, you mean the "Go Fish" game we played? No, what we did after that. Was it the candle-lit bedroom with the rose petals scattered on silk blankets? Ye gods, you're clueless.
True Dat by NohHime1-04-05 With all the things I've seen, You'd think I'd be afraid to go into a cemetary, with or without someone else. I don't know. You're awefully scary yourself. I believe the ghosts and zombies are HIDING from you. ... ...? Thanks. No problem.
Here's to you, Mr. Trowa by NohHime1-04-05 You're a father-to-be, Trowa. WHAT!? ... ...! *blink* Really? SWEET!
Balph Returns by NohHime1-04-05 Any last requests? Practicing your lines before you kill someone again? Be honest. What did you think? Add 'biotch' to the end, and deepen your voice. Cool. Thanks. No problem.
Just when you think it's over... by NohHime1-04-05 Remeber that stunt we pulled online? You mean our 'Chick Revue'? Yeah. I remember it. We made a lot of money off of it. Yeah... We're being sued for that now. Really? I'll handle it. You see my problem now, Balph? Consider it done.
And then there were none... by NohHime1-04-05 Well, now you've done it, Anya. Whaat!? We're dead! You've killed everyone in the world! Aaand? YOU SENT US TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!!! THERE WAS A HANDBASKET!? I DIDN'T GET ONE!!!
And then there were none 2 by NohHime1-04-05 Where are you going!? I'm not done being pissed off at you! Relax. Besides, I didn't kill EVERYONE in the world. Someone will find all of the dragonballs and wish us back to life. ... Are you ABSOLUTELY sure that Lucifer doesn't worship you?
And then there were none 3 by NohHime1-04-05 What exactly does Lucifer worshipping me have to do with the dragonballs? Nothing. But may I point out that you're insane, and the dragonballs don't exist? You just did. And if they didn't exist, we wouldn't be talking about this would we? No. But because you've lost your mind, we ARE talking about this. Oh. We're screwed, aren't we? Yup.
Hell and the Handbasket 1 by NohHime1-04-05 So... I'm stuck in hell with you, Anya? Yeah. It would seem so. As long as we're here, ya wanna fuck? Sure. Wait... Nevermind... Satan stole my penis. This must be your version of hell.
Hell and the Handbasket 2 by NohHime1-04-05 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! What's wrong with him? Satan stole his penis. I believe he said he was going to use it to bugger some guy up his arse. I don't think I want to know...
Hell and the Handbasket 3 by NohHime1-04-05 Woah... I forgot that you were Satan. Y34h. 3y3 m $474/\/. How's hell? You stole my babydaddy's penis and used it, I'm assuming, to bugger Aki up the ass. Y34h. 7h47 \/\/4$ /07s 0f fu/\/. For Trowa's hell, he couldn't fuck me. For Aki, it wasn't hell. What's my 'eternal damnation'? 3y3 g37 2 fUk u 4 373rn!ty.
Hell and the Handbasket Conclusion by NohHime1-04-05 I figured a way to get back to life. WITHOUT the zombie effect. Oh? Do tell. You have to kill Satan. Mission completed. Seriously? That was quick. Yeah. Did you know that Satan could die by being burnt at the stake? Apparently, it's easy to kill him.
The devil down to Anya's house. by NohHime1-04-05 3y3 f0u/\/d U!! Aaand? 3y3... f0u/\/d u... That's it! D4/\/\n 7h47 $uxx0rz.
Don't Diss Potter. Ever. by NohHime6-11-05 You like Harry Potter? Yeah. You suck. ... AHHH! IT BURNS!!! Yeah, fire does that.
Sad... Really... by NohHime6-11-05 H4!!!11 \/\/3 R 57UCK 2 G37H3R O/\/ 4/\/ 15L4/\/D!!!!111 ... U R G0/\//\/4 k1LL /\/\3, R1GH7? ... Is it THAT uniform?
Never... by NohHime6-11-05 Look, it's Draco Malfoy. WHERE!? Psyche. ... It's best not to fool Anya... Ow... Biotch.
Don't Anger Her, You'll Regret It... by NohHime6-11-05 Remember that comic you made about me shooting you moment ago? Yeah. Why? Well, I've decided... Huh? ...that I'll burn you instead. Why? Why am I so afflicted with idiocy?
She Holds A Grudge by NohHime6-12-05 I guess you forgive me for that comic, right? No. Then why are we in a room together? You'll see. Oh... Shit... Larry-san has new playmate! Wai! Wai!
Poor Trowa. Oh Well. by NohHime6-12-05 Larry-san loves happy fun time bum sex with Trowa-kun! ... Bum fun with time Larry-san!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Did I just hear a scream? Revenge is a dish best served by a man-bitch.
When Sisters Collide by NohHime6-12-05 ... ... You suck. I do it so well, though. Don't you love being sisters? Yeah. See you tomorrow, Anji.
He's Gone... by NohHime6-12-05 What happened to poor Trowa? He's lost his mind. Well, see you later. Bye. Er... Can't sleep, man-bitches will eat me... Can't sleep, man-bitches will eat me... Can't sleep...
Reality Bites by NohHime6-12-05 We're the biggest internet sluts I know. Mmm-hmm. We have talents nobody else could boast about. Mmm-hmm. Yet sadly, we're virgins in real life. Why is that?
The Sox and Deadmeat Show by NohHime6-12-05 Hey, deadmeat. What's up? GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHOTIC CAT! ... LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU MANGY FURBALL! Some birds *URP* are so rude.