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by NohHime
12-24-04
On Christmas Eve, Anya searches for her 'widdle brover', Akiliano.
It's Christmas... Where's Aki?
Looks like she found him... Will what she says make him happy?
There you are! I have something to tell you that'll make you happy.
I seriously doubt that, but go ahead and try.
Anya no lie, heap big truth teller is she!
Merry Christmas, and I wuv you widdle brover!
I could be wrong...

 

by NohHime
12-24-04
Anya encounters a noob. This won't end well...
HAHAHA! Ph33R /\/\y /\/\4d /\/!/\/j4 h4xx0r 5k!//z !!!!!111
Oh, ye gods...
Will you go out with me?
...
Erm... She can be a little violent at times...
Think of that as a no.

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
Another typical day for Anya... What's wrong with this scene?
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Erm... I'm sure SOMETHING will happen... Sooner or later...
...
There are times when questioning morals is pointless, especially when the person in question has none.
I suppose I shouldn't have dropped it...

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
HA HA! Akiliano found out what Anya did to the city.
What the hell did you do!?
I dropped my gift from Balphazar.
Oh, yes! here comes the punishment!
What was it, an ATOMIC BOMB!?
Actually, yes.
IS THERE NO JUSTICE FOR THE CITY!? NO JUSTICE AT ALL!?
Oh. That's actually pretty cool.
Isn't it, though?

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
You destroyed my hideout.
Sure did. It's your fault, you know.
HOW is it MY fault!? I gave you that bomb so you could piss someone off!
And I did, didn't I? You gave it to me and told me to destroy something. Don't get upset at me because you didn't specify what.
The moral of the story is: You can never have too much fun with people when you're a violent chick on Christmas.
If it weren't for the fact that you're evil, I would kill you right now.
Merry Christmas, Balph.

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
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Sometimes, it pays not to ask questions.
HA! You blinked Anya!
DAMMIT! I almost beat you this time, Namey!

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
Just when you thought the noob was dead...
3y3 <3 4/\/y4. i'// d0 n e th!/\/g 2 g3t h3r !!!!!111
P/34z b /\/\!/\/3, 4/\/y4 !!!!!111
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Your payment is in your bank account, Balph.
Good.

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
Once again, the noob lives, much to Anya's dismay.
What now?
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Why are you staring at me?
B cuz 3y3 <3 u.
I'm firing Balph.

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
Here we go again...
Y \/\/0/\/'7 u g0 0u7 \/\/!7h /\/\3 !!!??
Give me one good reason why I should.
3y3 c0u/d 73// u, bu7 !7 \/\/0u/d b b3773r 2 5!/\/g !7...
Oh, ye gods, NO!
\/\/h3r3'd 5h3 g0?

 

by NohHime
12-25-04
He never learns...
!f 3y3 45k h3r 2 c0/\/\3 2 /\/\y r00/\/\, \/\/3 c0u/d...
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Cr4p. 3y3 4 g0t that 3y3 d0/\/'7 k/\/0\/\/ h3r ph0/\/3 #.

 

by NohHime
12-26-04
Christmas is over, and now we see Anya... Why's she so glum?
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Ahh...
Oh. I get it now... After-Christmas wine hangover doesn't mix with putting decorations away.
...Feck it. I ain't putting ANYTHING away until after new year's day.

 

by NohHime
12-26-04
Anya encounters an otaku...
Yo. What's up?
Neko neko wai! Hoshi neko baka baka wai!
What the hell did you just say?
Neko baka sugoi! Watashi neko baka wai!
Where's my axe when I REALLY need it?
Sugoi! Baka baka ecchi girl!

 

by NohHime
1-02-05
Well, everyone say hello to Trowa... Isn't he so cute!?
Erm... Hi...!
Yo. Sup?
Not much... Erm... I've been wanting to say something to you for a while, Anya...
Go for it.
We can't all be saints, you know.
I... love you...
I'll go get the room key from front desk.

 

by NohHime
1-02-05
What is the noob up to now?
3y3 g07 !7 !!!!!111
I hope it's not contageous.
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What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
N0. U /\/\4d3 /\/\3 4 g37 \/\/h47 3y3 \/\/45 54y!/\/g. 3y3 5\/\/34r !7'5 ur f!/\/3 455.
Excuse me while I go get my shotgun.

 

by NohHime
1-02-05
Taking a walk in the mountains was fun for Anya... Until now.
What the hell?
Hell is right. The dark lord requests your company.
Does he now?
\/\/h47? U \/\/3r3 3xp3c7!/\/g c/4\/\/5 4/\/d h0r/\/5?
Oh ye gods, this IS hell!

 

by NohHime
1-02-05
\/\/07 !5 7h47 !!??
My new killer attack penguin.
7h!5 pu/\/y 7h!/\/g !5 ur n3\/\/ k!//3r 4774ck p3/\/gu!/\/ !!?? HAHAHAHA!!!!!111
Quark.
0h /\/\y g0d!!!!!111 !7'5 p3ck!/\/g /\/\y 3y35 0u7!!!!!111
Yes...yes... Destroy the noob.

 

by NohHime
1-02-05
You again!? Did you learn any english yet?
Baka baka echhi girl! Larry-san likes ecchi girl!
Larry... Is that your name? And what's with the bulge in your... OH YE GODS...
Sugoi! Sugoi! Larry-san loves ecchi girl!
Come with me, Larry. I have a friend who'd be HAPPY to meet you...
Sugoi! Happy fun time with ecchi girl and friend?

 

by NohHime
1-02-05
4hh... 4/\/y4, 3y3 /\/\ 50 h4ppy u d3c!d3d 2 j0!/\/ /\/\3 2 /\/!73...
Sugoi! Happy bum fun time with noob!
0h... /\/\y... g0d... UR /\/OT 4/\/YA!!!!!111 7h47 /\/\34/\/5 3y3 5/3p7 \/\/!7h 4 /\/\4/\/!!!!!111
Sugoi! Noob and Larry date now!
What was that noise?
THAT, dear Aki, would be the sound of a noob shooting himself after realizing he's slept with a man-bitch.

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
A funeral? For the noob? I thought you hated him.
I do, I do. I just missed him after all this time.
You missed him? I thought you said you hated him!?
I DO hate him. When I said I missed him, I meant with my shotgun. Fortunately, he did it himself before I could go pulp fiction on his ass.
Oh. I'm hungry. Wanna go get something to eat?
Yeah. How's steak 'n' shake sound? My treat.

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
Welcome to McFarger's. How may I help... you...?
Yo, Trowa. I gotta tell you something.
Wh-what is it? Is it important?
Yeah. Remember that night at the hotel?
Erm... Yeah... What about it? Don't tell me you're pregnant!!
Hells bells NO. You can't get a woman pregnant just playing "Sorry", dumbass. I just wanted to know when you're going to pay me back.

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
4/\/y44... 4/\/y444... \/\/h3r3 r u /\/\y /0\/3 !!!??
OH YE GODS!! SAVE ME FROM THIS UNDEAD WRETCH!!!
I think I lost him... OH HELLS BELLS! THERE HE IS!!
4/\/y44... Y d!d u /34\/3 /\/\3 b h!/\/d ???
I get it. You had a nightmare. Now come out from under the bed.
Not until you drive a stake through his head, chest, and nuts.

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
What are you doing in a church, Anya?
Praying for safety from the zombie noob.
The zombie noob?
Yeah. He's coming to get me.
More importantly, I figured you'd burn in a church.
Yeah. You'd think so, wouldn't you?

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
It isn't possible.
Why not?
Because I said.
You jerk. You don't have a reason why, do you?
Dude, it isn't possible for a dead being to simply rise from the grave, only to torment you.
Tell that to the zombie noob. He's locked up in my closet.

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
Where are we headed to, Anya?
Don't worry, Choirboy Rick. It's going to be fun.
Stay here.
Okay...
Several months later...
I have a feeling I forgot something...

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
Nikku, this isn't working out.
What? Why? Do you not love me anymore?
Sorry to say, but nay.
How could you do this to me!? I thought we were meant to be!
Nikku, this is the internet. It's not real life. It's all just make believe.
No! It's more than that! It is! I swear it!

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
Seriously, Nikku.
I AM serious.
This is not a discussion. This is a decision.
You can't just drop it like it was nothing.
Dude. You'll be okay.
...

 

by NohHime
1-03-05
Hey Abbey. How's it going?
Going good. I'm posting our revue. We'll be rich before you know it, Ann.
Sweet. All those old perverted men are gonna love seeing two chicks together.
Yeah.
Too bad it won't be what they expect.
They're going to be pissed to find out that they paid money to see two baby chickens.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
How did you like our little date last night?
It was fun. I liked what we did after the date.
Oh, you mean the "Go Fish" game we played?
No, what we did after that.
Was it the candle-lit bedroom with the rose petals scattered on silk blankets?
Ye gods, you're clueless.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
With all the things I've seen, You'd think I'd be afraid to go into a cemetary, with or without someone else.
I don't know. You're awefully scary yourself. I believe the ghosts and zombies are HIDING from you.
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...?
Thanks.
No problem.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
You're a father-to-be, Trowa.
WHAT!?
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...!
*blink*
Really? SWEET!

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
Any last requests?
Practicing your lines before you kill someone again?
Be honest. What did you think?
Add 'biotch' to the end, and deepen your voice.
Cool. Thanks.
No problem.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
Remeber that stunt we pulled online?
You mean our 'Chick Revue'? Yeah. I remember it. We made a lot of money off of it.
Yeah... We're being sued for that now.
Really? I'll handle it.
You see my problem now, Balph?
Consider it done.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
Well, now you've done it, Anya.
Whaat!?
We're dead! You've killed everyone in the world!
Aaand?
YOU SENT US TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!!!
THERE WAS A HANDBASKET!? I DIDN'T GET ONE!!!

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
Where are you going!? I'm not done being pissed off at you!
Relax. Besides, I didn't kill EVERYONE in the world. Someone will find all of the dragonballs and wish us back to life.
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Are you ABSOLUTELY sure that Lucifer doesn't worship you?

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
What exactly does Lucifer worshipping me have to do with the dragonballs?
Nothing. But may I point out that you're insane, and the dragonballs don't exist?
You just did. And if they didn't exist, we wouldn't be talking about this would we?
No. But because you've lost your mind, we ARE talking about this.
Oh. We're screwed, aren't we?
Yup.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
So... I'm stuck in hell with you, Anya?
Yeah. It would seem so.
As long as we're here, ya wanna fuck?
Sure.
Wait... Nevermind... Satan stole my penis.
This must be your version of hell.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
What's wrong with him?
Satan stole his penis. I believe he said he was going to use it to bugger some guy up his arse.
I don't think I want to know...

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
Woah... I forgot that you were Satan.
Y34h. 3y3 m $474/\/.
How's hell? You stole my babydaddy's penis and used it, I'm assuming, to bugger Aki up the ass.
Y34h. 7h47 \/\/4$ /07s 0f fu/\/.
For Trowa's hell, he couldn't fuck me. For Aki, it wasn't hell. What's my 'eternal damnation'?
3y3 g37 2 fUk u 4 373rn!ty.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
I figured a way to get back to life. WITHOUT the zombie effect.
Oh? Do tell.
You have to kill Satan.
Mission completed.
Seriously? That was quick.
Yeah. Did you know that Satan could die by being burnt at the stake? Apparently, it's easy to kill him.

 

by NohHime
1-04-05
3y3 f0u/\/d U!!
Aaand?
3y3... f0u/\/d u...
That's it!
D4/\/\n 7h47 $uxx0rz.

 

by NohHime
6-11-05
You like Harry Potter?
Yeah.
You suck.
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AHHH! IT BURNS!!!
Yeah, fire does that.

 

by NohHime
6-11-05
H4!!!11 \/\/3 R 57UCK 2 G37H3R O/\/ 4/\/ 15L4/\/D!!!!111
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U R G0/\//\/4 k1LL /\/\3, R1GH7?
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Is it THAT uniform?

 

by NohHime
6-11-05
Look, it's Draco Malfoy.
WHERE!?
Psyche.
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It's best not to fool Anya... Ow...
Biotch.

 

by NohHime
6-11-05
Remember that comic you made about me shooting you moment ago?
Yeah. Why?
Well, I've decided...
Huh?
...that I'll burn you instead.
Why? Why am I so afflicted with idiocy?

 

by NohHime
6-12-05
I guess you forgive me for that comic, right?
No.
Then why are we in a room together?
You'll see.
Oh... Shit...
Larry-san has new playmate! Wai! Wai!

 

by NohHime
6-12-05
Larry-san loves happy fun time bum sex with Trowa-kun!
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Bum fun with time Larry-san!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Did I just hear a scream?
Revenge is a dish best served by a man-bitch.

 

by NohHime
6-12-05
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You suck.
I do it so well, though.
Don't you love being sisters?
Yeah. See you tomorrow, Anji.

 

by NohHime
6-12-05
What happened to poor Trowa?
He's lost his mind.
Well, see you later.
Bye.
Er...
Can't sleep, man-bitches will eat me... Can't sleep, man-bitches will eat me... Can't sleep...

 

by NohHime
6-12-05
We're the biggest internet sluts I know.
Mmm-hmm.
We have talents nobody else could boast about.
Mmm-hmm.
Yet sadly, we're virgins in real life.
Why is that?

 

by NohHime
6-12-05
Hey, deadmeat. What's up?
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHOTIC CAT!
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LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU MANGY FURBALL!
Some birds *URP* are so rude.

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