Evacuating high ground.

Author: Norvillebarnes

Date: September 7, 2005

by Norvillebarnes
9-07-05
Hi. For your own good we're here to evacuate you.
For my own good? I have 6 months worth of water, food, beer, cigarettes and ammo. I've got satellite plasmaTV and no neighbors.
Can I stay?
The rest of your squad's in the game room.