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by NotFunny
1-03-03
Monday morning 9 am
want some coffee?
too many pills.
Way too many pills.
So how are those sales today?
After Lunch
Here are your messages sir, how was your weekend?
No more drugs at all.

 

by NotFunny
1-04-03
Fuck Santa and all his not giving me what I want this year... or anything at all.... I'll fuck him up.
I'll kill you Santa, I'll kill you!! You'll be dead.
Whoa, somebody spiked the eggnog.
How do you think he killed santa? he stood on his hands and had feet for ears...

 

by NotFunny
1-05-03
Drunken she let him kiss her
well he's a nice kid... and i like the attention... but do I like him?
Hi. I like PS2. I am scared of girls.
He visits for a day.
why is he following me to the bathroom?
I don't want to be with her friends alone.
Computers are impersonal.... and that is good.
And so I think we should just be friends.
Why don't you like me?!?

 

by NotFunny
1-06-03
When little brother's become cool.
I represent the author
I represent her little brother.
Snowed in.
So now that I'm drunk, want to go share a cig? by the way finish this beer.
Whoa.
Feeling like I'm his age.
shit I think he heard us talking about the bottle... oh well blame it on me.
Fuck. Oh well... got any more booze?

 

by NotFunny
1-07-03
clouds... pretty... mmmmm....
Hello there, have you seen my nut?
I'm alright, thanks.
Sir, are you alright?
that was weird.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

by NotFunny
1-12-03
So I almost didn't have a ride, then I lost my wallet, fought with my mom, and Grace got mad at me.
I hope I don't die. And all this to follow my heart.
What sort of crack am I smoking?
The crack of love.

 

by NotFunny
1-20-03
Philisophical flying Fish
Why are we up here?
Thats an excellent question, I think it relates to how we disengage from our menial lives with the computer.
Safe in the sea.
Thats better. But why are we fish? Why do we exist.
How the hell do I know... Lets go get laid.
Meanwhile, back at SMCM.
I'm all about that.
Dorm buildings are great for that... Loud sex like the girl next door.

 

by NotFunny
1-24-03
Being type cast as an old woman isn't that bad.
Playing the little girl is worse.
But thats ok... I just don't get cast at all... this is one of the infinite reasons I drink a lot.

 

by NotFunny
1-25-03
I maintain a relatively stable facade.
Inside however...
sometimes I look like this.
sometimes its more like this.
I like bunnies.
maybe this is the real me.

 

by NotFunny
1-30-03
I love drinking. Tonight I am sick, and so far sticking with my decision to be sober.
Discouragement for drinking.

 

by NotFunny
2-23-03
Is it too icy to go back to school?
I guess I will be stuck here another night.
At least they have HBO. Mmmm Best of Real Sex

 

by NotFunny
2-27-03
Gotta Love Southern Maryland
Whoa, there's no class again today!
But there is only a few inches of snow!
This is what I feel like doing in geology.
Thank the snow gods, I do not have geology!
However, I did not get cast in the show...
So I'm back to feeling like this.

 

by NotFunny
3-24-03
So fish, do you know what the hell happened?
why do they talk to me?
Cause I am a little confused, did I discover the next Dr. Jeckel and Mr Hyde?
My theory is that life is trying to push me to the edge. Thats were the action is. But I think I could fall over the edge...
You woman are totally insane. And you are talking to a fish under the sea with no air. Give up.

 

by NotFunny
5-11-03
Pretend
Isn't amazing how I am the same individual as...
Reality
me?
And the saga continues
No wonder I'm so confused!
I know!

 

by NotFunny
5-27-03
Rollercoasters have always made me ill
Up
and down
La la la laaa!
Yee-ah!

 

by NotFunny
6-17-03
Ever feel alone?

 

by NotFunny
9-27-03
And then they lived happily ever after
And then they lived happily ever after
And then they lived happily ever after
yikes
I know

 

by NotFunny
3-25-04
I wonder if things could get better...
Well, we could have more money.
Oh, there is that.
least you have no kids.
yeah.

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