Work by NotFunny1-03-03 Monday morning 9 am want some coffee? too many pills. Way too many pills. So how are those sales today? After Lunch Here are your messages sir, how was your weekend? No more drugs at all.
Happy Holidays by NotFunny1-04-03 Fuck Santa and all his not giving me what I want this year... or anything at all.... I'll fuck him up. I'll kill you Santa, I'll kill you!! You'll be dead. Whoa, somebody spiked the eggnog. How do you think he killed santa? he stood on his hands and had feet for ears...
That was educational. by NotFunny1-05-03 Drunken she let him kiss her well he's a nice kid... and i like the attention... but do I like him? Hi. I like PS2. I am scared of girls. He visits for a day. why is he following me to the bathroom? I don't want to be with her friends alone. Computers are impersonal.... and that is good. And so I think we should just be friends. Why don't you like me?!?
Day two of being stuck in my parent's house. by NotFunny1-06-03 When little brother's become cool. I represent the author I represent her little brother. Snowed in. So now that I'm drunk, want to go share a cig? by the way finish this beer. Whoa. Feeling like I'm his age. shit I think he heard us talking about the bottle... oh well blame it on me. Fuck. Oh well... got any more booze?
a day in the park. by NotFunny1-07-03 clouds... pretty... mmmmm.... Hello there, have you seen my nut? I'm alright, thanks. Sir, are you alright? that was weird. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Yeah. by NotFunny1-12-03 So I almost didn't have a ride, then I lost my wallet, fought with my mom, and Grace got mad at me. I hope I don't die. And all this to follow my heart. What sort of crack am I smoking? The crack of love.
Angie and Cassie like fish. by NotFunny1-20-03 Philisophical flying Fish Why are we up here? Thats an excellent question, I think it relates to how we disengage from our menial lives with the computer. Safe in the sea. Thats better. But why are we fish? Why do we exist. How the hell do I know... Lets go get laid. Meanwhile, back at SMCM. I'm all about that. Dorm buildings are great for that... Loud sex like the girl next door.
Untitled by NotFunny1-24-03 Being type cast as an old woman isn't that bad. Playing the little girl is worse. But thats ok... I just don't get cast at all... this is one of the infinite reasons I drink a lot.
The truth comes out. by NotFunny1-25-03 I maintain a relatively stable facade. Inside however... sometimes I look like this. sometimes its more like this. I like bunnies. maybe this is the real me.
Untitled by NotFunny1-30-03 I love drinking. Tonight I am sick, and so far sticking with my decision to be sober. Discouragement for drinking.
Untitled by NotFunny2-23-03 Is it too icy to go back to school? I guess I will be stuck here another night. At least they have HBO. Mmmm Best of Real Sex
I am amused by this. by NotFunny2-27-03 Gotta Love Southern Maryland Whoa, there's no class again today! But there is only a few inches of snow! This is what I feel like doing in geology. Thank the snow gods, I do not have geology! However, I did not get cast in the show... So I'm back to feeling like this.
It got personal, and still is not funny. by NotFunny3-24-03 So fish, do you know what the hell happened? why do they talk to me? Cause I am a little confused, did I discover the next Dr. Jeckel and Mr Hyde? My theory is that life is trying to push me to the edge. Thats were the action is. But I think I could fall over the edge... You woman are totally insane. And you are talking to a fish under the sea with no air. Give up.
Untitled by NotFunny5-11-03 Pretend Isn't amazing how I am the same individual as... Reality me? And the saga continues No wonder I'm so confused! I know!
Untitled by NotFunny5-27-03 Rollercoasters have always made me ill Up and down La la la laaa! Yee-ah!
now by NotFunny9-27-03 And then they lived happily ever after And then they lived happily ever after And then they lived happily ever after yikes I know
Untitled by NotFunny3-25-04 I wonder if things could get better... Well, we could have more money. Oh, there is that. least you have no kids. yeah.