How Dogs say I Love You!

Author: OujiLizard

Date: January 11, 2001

by OujiLizard
1-11-01
So I was out slaughtering the innocent the other day, right?
Yeah, I hear you, dogg.
And this dog comes up to me and actually says, "I ruv roo."
Oh fuck! That's cool as hell! I saw that in a television show once. So what did you do with it?
I slit it's throat and ate it's brains.
Blaaargh!