All comics by Palmy

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by Palmy
5-31-04
*sigh*
Hey there little buddy!
Fer fuck sakes! Now what am I supposed to eat?

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
|D|-|332 /\/\1 1337|\|355
What the hell is 1337?
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE GREAT LEET!
I thought you were supposed to be talking in 1337?
1337 |307 15 54|> :(
Boi, you be whack. I'm outta hurrrr.

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
I'm obsessed with you.
I'll...I'll be leaving now...
asshole
I'm obsessed with you.

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Werd, nigga!
Did you know you're white? Change your cloths and talk different.
....hmmm
\/\/32|> |\|1994
Fer fuck sakes.

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Hey daddio!
Fine, dont talk to me!
Whats that guys problem?
Hes a fucking statue, tool.

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
I think a default comic would be easy to make.
Deafult what?
You know, comic. the think we're in.
...
Where an artist creates characters in a world of his own and puts them into funny and/or jepordizing situations.
Shut up, just shut up! This hurts my fucking head.

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
So, as I was saying earlier...
Shut up! Just shut up!
Whats wrong?
Your theories about this race in the future; These "hoo-mans" as you call them...
Now might now be a good time to look out the window then...
And all this stuff about the "ice age" and giant meteors crushing us, its just impossible! Us dinosaurs will never become extinct!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
I dunno doc, ive been having these weird sexual dreams. i think they mean somthing.
Tell me about them.
Well, im usually with this one girl...
You're going to need to be more specific than that...
She's blon...wait...are you a chicken?
No, I'm a giraffe, what the fuck do you think. Now are you going to tell me your dreams or not?

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
WOW! ITS LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR!
WOW! ITS LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR!
...
...
OH WAIT! I AM!...I THOUGHT I HAD A FRIEND!
OH WAIT! I AM!...I THOUGHT I HAD A FRIEND!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
You're a paperclip, how do you live?
YOU'RE a geek, how do YOU live?
hmm...this is sort of akward
yeah...
Shit yeah!
im going to get a drink, you coming?

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Why drink light beer without the flavor?
Why drink light beer atall?
What was that young lady?
I mean...Why drink beer atall? Its gross!
...grr...
I mean...Whats beer?

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Yearrr!
Yearrr...
Yearrr?
Yearrr!
...Yearrr...
Yearrr!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Well...looks like its just you and me now...
I dont like where this is going...
I think we should maybe...
Should I let him down easy?
...reproduce or...
Alright, fuck this, im out.

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
TODAY ON SUPER-ROBO-HERO-MAN!
HIYA KIDDOS!
He will jump over the Grand Canyon while simultaneously dodging a barrage of bullets and saving a beautiful blond from certain DOOM!
...
...No...No i won't...

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
WOW! I cant believe I actually get to be in a comic!
Actually its over. You missed it all...
What? FER FUCKS SAKES!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
And now for Captain M...wait, you're not Captain Manly!
No shit, Captain Obious.
Actually, I'm Sergant Obious, thank you very much.
Does it look like I fucking care?
What happened to Captain Manly anyway?
Im the fucking Grim Reaper, what the fuck do you think happened to him!?

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
THIS COMIC SUCKED!
SHUT UP! MAYBE ITS NOT DONE YET............OKAY IT SUCKED!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Excuse me Sir...
What?
Do I shock or scare you?
Not really, no...
I mean, im a winged zombie with tentacle teeth. Thats not...thats not unusual to you atall?
Nope, sorry. Although I noticed that you dont have any shoes...thats...thats a little odd...

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Family Guy is pure genious...
I mean Brian is a talking dog. But they make it so plain and normal that we dont think about it.
I wish I could be a genious.
Hey Mike! This skull in this comic is thinking! Its so effing genious!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
Did you follow me home??
We uh...we live together. We're married, remember?
What the hell? I have a wife and three eggs.
Oh...shit, so it was a dream...this is a little weird. Well, now that you know how I feel, maybe we cou...
A WIFE AND THREE EGGS!

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
I really need to piss!
Robots go to the bathroom?
Well...uhhh...you see...uhhh...
Yes?
Wait...bugs can talk?
Well...uhh...you see...uhhh....

 

by Palmy
5-31-04
...and when I'm finished with eating your panties im going to stick my big, long, hard...

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Survivor: The Great White North
Fist off, we have Nyuk Fyorda, a native to these parts. She's an Eskimo so my money is on her.
Uhh, my name is Kimmy, I'm from Japan!
Here...we seem to have some sort of...ghost? Do the rules allow that?
Nonono, you got it all wrong! I'm...Billy, from...Austrailia...err...mate.
To be continued...
And here we ha...Are you okay?
Yah, I'm fine, I'M JUST A LITTLE FUCKING COLD, THATS ALL!

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Challenge 1.
Alright, are you ready for your fist challenge?
No, not rea...
Good! Now, I want you to go wrestle that polar bear.
What the hell? I'm not fucking doing that!
To be continued...again
Fine then. Instead go get me 15 bags of Doritos, I've got the fucking munchies so hardcore.

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Cont'd.
Alright, now, Nyuk, do you understand the words coming from my mouth? You need to because they are very important.
MY NAME IS KIMMY!
Awww, she thinks she's people.
What the hell are you talking about!?
2 B cunt'd, k?
Yes, Nyuk, it IS a penguin.
I'm not putting up with this shit any more. I'm out.

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Alright, now its your time to shine! Your objective is to scare me away.
That should be easy, seeing as how I'm a ghost and all.
I thought you said you weren't.
What? I'm not. But I AM gay. And seeing as how its only you and me here...
TBC...but only once more
AAHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh...
Come back here, big boy!

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Three months later.
Well, it looks like you're the winner!
The winner of what? I didnt do anything. Who are you?
Yah, everyone bailed on the contest
Oh. Okay. Well, what do I win?
Exuent
One million dollars Canadian.
WOW! ONE MILLION DOl...oh, Canadian. Fuck that, you can keep it.

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Hello there!
Hi...wait, you're a snowman. Aren't you going to die out here?
No...wait, maybe.
......
Hmm...I always thought it would be more of a melting action myself.

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Hey, Bill, nice night out, huh?
Yep, sure is.
Oh shit! Here comes James!
RUN!
HAY GUYSSS! WAIT UP!

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
AHHHH! SHARK!
AHHHH! HUMAN!
...
...
Hi, I'm Rick!
Pleased to meet you!

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
And so it continues...
I honestly think its for the better!
Dear God, why can't I talk?
Honey, please, dont leave me!
Honey? This is getting really scary...
Baby?
Look, I'm an effing monkey. Stay the fuck away from me! ...Wow, I talked...that was a little weird. Regardless, fuck off!

 

by Palmy
6-01-04
Walkies?
I dont take orders from dogs. SWAB!

 

by Palmy
6-02-04
I don't think I can explain it any better. You're a human and I'm a monkey. We CANNOT mate.
So...I'm still not getting this. You're saying It's over?
What's over? There never was any "it"
but what about lastnight?
...wait...lastnight? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME LASTNIGHT!?
Pffft. Don't pretend you didnt like it.

 

by Palmy
6-02-04
Hey man. I got this LSD and it will FUCK YOU UP! Want some?
Yah, sure, hook a brotha up.
Well? How is it?
Are you sure this is LSD?
I still can't believe i mixed up LSD with Aresnic. Live and learn I guess...

 

by Palmy
6-07-04
Are you sure you're allowed here?
Why?
Well...you're a demon...
So?
Its...its just not right!
Neither is touching little children, but you dont see me bitching at you!

 

by Palmy
6-07-04
NO!
...I...I havent said anything yet.
Good. Keep it that way.
So anyway I was thinking we could go into that building...
NO!
Too soon?

 

by Palmy
6-18-04
ITS AN OOMPA LOOMPA!
Actually im a feetforears
...thats not a funny name atall
...
Sing me a song

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