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by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
You know, if you learned how to cook, we could save a fortune
True Darling!!
And if you learned how to screw, e could fire the chauffer too!!

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
It's dark out here.
Man, I'm scared!!
You're scared? I have to walkback by myself

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Brother John, What is every Amish woman's secret sexual fantasy?
I don't know Brother Johnson.
Two Mennoite

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Hey Osama
What infidel?
Is it true?
What's true yankee scum?
That you changed your name to Yo Mamma Been Slobbin'?
Burn in Hell infidel!!!

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
What the fuck yo? Here I was just walking to my cuz's crib and you start harrassin' me!
Where was you when we called 911 when my brother got shot last night?
Fuck yoself, five-O
Ge-ge-ge-get up and get down, 911 is a joke in yo town!

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
This just in- Mass Murder mastermind Chares Manson just escaped California prison. We go live to San Quentin....
We believe Charles Manson escaped to where he would feel most comfortable ...a CULT.
Meanwhile at the home of New Jersey Mormon Missionaries
Uh....Uncle Charlie, aren' you supposed to be in prison?

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Back in New Jersey
Uh, Uncle Charlie, You can't stay here. You're not a Mormon Missionary like us.
Hmmmmm, I could become Mormon just like you though.
Yeah, you could, first read this.
The Book of Mormon? Hey, there are no pictures in here. Just words.
Yep, And I memorized each an every word by golly!!

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Charles Manson's first day as a missionary
Hello sir, Me and my companion here are representatives of the Curh of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints sharing a message about....
Go to Hell punk!!!
Moments Later.....
He deserved it!!!
Well, you didn't have to kill him.

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Charles Manson's first day as a missionary
Hello sir, Me and my companion here are representatives of the Curh of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints sharing a message about....
Go to Hell punk!!!
Moments Later.....
He deserved it!!!
Well, you didn't have to kill him.

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Charles Manson's first attempt at conversion
Hi, we are mmm, some people, from some,mmmmm church and we want to talk to you about, mmmm stuff
Not interested.....Go to Hell!!!!!
Moments later....
Shut up!
But did you have to kill the whole family though?.....

 

by PirateMunkee
6-29-04
Charles Manson's Second attempt at a conversion
JOIN OR DIE!!!!!
Uhhhhhh ok...
Damn, that means I can't kill her, right?
Yeah, Your first conversion!!! Way to go Uncle Charlie!!!

 

by PirateMunkee
6-30-04
You know Uncle Charlie, you really need to stop killing people!
Stop killing? Are you saying killng is wrong? Remember when you were 4 and you wanted a tricycle just like the kid next door and you wouldn't stop crying for weeks...
You killed the entire family and gave me the kid's tricycle
So, you are saying that is wrong?
Uhhhh, yeah.

 

by PirateMunkee
6-30-04
Meanwhile at Church Headquarter's in Salt Lake City
President Hinkley, we just received word of an Elder Manson in New Jersey who has had well over 2 thousand conversions
Splendid, what a great day for the Lord. The scriptures do say the field is ripe and ready for harvest!
Uh sir, his companion is his uncle, Charlie Manson. Everyone is converting out of fear that Manson will kill them if they say no.
Charlie Manson?
Charles Manson...World's most famous Mass Murderer Mastermind
Oh goodie, a celebrity. The Lord knows that Donny and Marie aren't pulling in the numbers like they used to

 

by PirateMunkee
6-30-04
Elder Charles Manson sneaks away from his nephew for a little quiet time
Damn, I really miss the old days. Brainwash young unsuspecting people, have sex with the young girls, and do drugs all day long. Now it's the same thing just without the sex and drugs
Hmmmm, what do we have here?
Psst, what do you want? You name it, I got it!!
Yeah, now that's more like it?
Hey dude, You look familiar. Do I know You?

 

by PirateMunkee
6-30-04
This special announcement from the creator
The last episode of Uncle Charlie loves you was inadvertly titled part 7 and should of read part 8
We appologize for any confusion hat this may have caused and return you to our regular episode
And you messed up my acid trip for this??!!

 

by PirateMunkee
6-30-04
Elder Manson continues his work under the influence
So, we can become God's huh?
Yep, that's right
So, what if I wanted to make a world full of nothing but cute pink bunny rabbits sporting chainsaws?
Damn, the trip is gone
Uhhhh, Uncle Charlie? Are you feeling alright?

 

by PirateMunkee
6-30-04
While under the influence, Charlie Manson inadvertantly walks into a cop
Charles Manson? Nope my name is Fred Johnson. You have me confused for someone else
Yeah, well, I still need to see some ID.
Ok, let me just get it....HOLY CRAP!!! LOOK BEHIND YOU!! A MONKEY ON A TRAMPOLINE!!!
Huh, What??!!
I don't see no monkey on a trampoline. This bet not be a joke son!

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