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by Plant2
10-07-02
One day.....
Pull my finger.
No.
And then.....
Please.
Well..... OK, then.
And finally.....
Thanks.
No problem.

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
Hey.
Hi.
....
....
Well, see ya.
Bye.

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
The concert...
I'm sure they'll be along soon.....
Two hours later...
Where do we go-ooo, oooh-oww, where do we go, now...
After the concert...
Can I have your autograph?
*punch*

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
Cats, eh?
I had a cat once.
Died, mind you...

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
Lokkig Stanger.
Koftig morten graftt?
Ihhm.... Hortil certusan.
Dos Handeral
Giff.
GIFF?!?!?!?! *humgerdulk*
Nerfig Tookom
Geh. Mewer Inpyo Kagg.
Ahh, Opin Warto.

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
This woman called me antisocial last week.
I broke her arm.
Another time, some guy kept trying to push past me in a queue for free beans.
Broke his arm.
Then this other guy started poking me in the back with a stick, and saying 'Excuse a blind man', or somesuch.
So I broke his arm, too.

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
What'dya know, I'm a talking paperclip!
Funny, I never noticed that before...
What'dya know, I'm a talking ash pile!
Funny, I never noticed that before...

 

by Plant2
10-07-02
One fateful morning, Billy Bolly was confronted by a... thing....
Billy Bolly, yes? I have some news for you.
Look what I gone found in ma nose. It was a long way up in there, too.
Billy was intrigued by the beasts words....
You are to become a superhero. You will work for me, in the name of darkness.
It gone stuck t' ma finger now.
Billy was grateful, if a little frightened by the prospect....
Your irrelevant name shall be.... "Karkernutim"!!!!
Hmm, ma' intelligence gone an' gone up around 4 points!!! I do believe that it is above 15, now!!!

 

by Plant2
10-08-02
Karkernutim notices a helpless lady, terrified to cross the road because of the traffic.
Do help me, Mr. Superhero. I am but a helpless lady, terrified to cross the road because of the traffic.
I gonna use ma' 'mazing psychic o-bilities to carry you 'cross that there road!
But, young man, you put me back on the same side.
Hurhurhur!!!! In that there name of darkness!

 

by Plant2
10-08-02
Deep in the depths of the deep, Karkernutim finally finds Mr. Nicefish's hideout.
Why are you here? Were you sent here by the horned thingy?
Yip. An' I gonna go right on an' take you down!
Hours later....
*Blink*
Hahaha! Good reigns again! You should know better than to challenge one with no eyelids to a staring contest.
I'm a get you yet, Nicefish!! This ain't over yit!

 

by Plant2
10-08-02
One day, outside this shop, on the pavement.
So then I said.... Aaaagh!!! Karkernutim!!!
Yeah? Did he scream? He screamed, didn't he? I bet he screamed.
Suddenly....
Maybe I should do something? Nah. That puts me in more risk.
Gyyyyaaaaaaaaaa, bloeoeoeoeoeoe... Heeelp... Gleeehhhhhhh.....
What.... What do you want???
I am Karkernutim. Ma boss gone said he want you to go right on over to that there secret door, and see him in his office.

 

by Plant2
10-08-02
A few hours later...
Ummm....
Yes?
Well.....
Go on...
I'll do it.
Good. Now I don't have to kill you.

 

by Plant2
10-08-02
Back outside...
I spoke to your boss.
What he gone said to ya?
He says you're fired.
What? Sorry. I wasn't listening.
The End.

 

by Plant2
10-11-02
May I take your order, sir?
Waffles.
I'm afraid we don't serve waffles, Anything else?
Waffles.
NO.
Well laa-dee-daa, Mr. Posh! Too good fer waffles are you? Well, you can just take your blue suede shoes, and your green elephants, and begone from my presence. Go.

 

by Plant2
10-11-02
Look, sir, I apologize for the inconvenience, but we do not serve waffles. If I may, I would like to take another order, and we will be happy to give you a 2.5% discount on your meal.
Why is a priest working in a restaurant?

 

by Plant2
10-11-02
At this very moment, in my very bedroom, I think about what goes into this very comic....
I'm too lazy.

 

by Plant2
10-18-02
Man the torpedoes!!!
Put on our tuxedos?
I want some tokaytos.
You sunk my battleship.
*SNIP!! -Copyright Theft Ed.*

 

by Plant2
10-29-02
...
What the hell are you doing here?
Me have clever.
.....
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You are no much brain. No cleverness you am.
Sorry.
Why the hell does this nonsense seem to hurt my feelings?
Me am not speak nonsensisheness. You am a no nice person!!!

 

by Plant2
10-29-02
One day, Connie and Blyde were having fun....
*Nicks stuff*
*Points... Erm... Hair at innocent bystanders*
The next day...
*Signals men to fire*
*Fires*
Connie and Blyde were currently in their magical imaginary car.
*Dies*
*Dies also*

 

by Plant2
2-03-03
I will use this time of awkward silence to take the opportunity to do this.
*takes*
*does*

 

by Plant2
2-03-03
Shaun Lee is an idiot.
What did he do this time?
Defined irony.
That doesn't sound very stupid.
Quote: "Im a genious"
Oh.

 

by Plant2
2-03-03
Shaun Lee is an idiot.
What did he do this time?
Defined irony.
That doesn't sound very stupid.
Quote: "Im a genious"
Oh.

 

by Plant2
2-04-03
Hello My name is Stuart Rowlands.
You suck.
*Steals javascript from random sites.*
You have the intellectual capacity of a badly tailored shoe that has been run over by a very fat man driving a truck with the word "Elephants" on the side.

 

by Plant2
2-05-03
Look at this.
Hahaha!!! You looked at my circular dealy. Now I get to hit you.
Maybe I'll let you off this time.....

 

by Plant2
2-05-03

 

by Plant2
2-27-03
Weebl and Bob.
lo bob.
lo.
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk
blimey!
ow.
Go. Now.
when come back bring pie.
mmmmmmmmmm. pie.

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