All comics by PoizonGod

 

God Is Dead (Part One) by PoizonGod 12-14-02
Hey Pops, Wuzzup? *heavy sigh* Hey son.	Fo Shizzle Mah Nizzle to da Dizzle wit da Hizzle in da heazy break mah kneezy My God, This Child Makes Me Wanna Kill Myself For The Injustice I Realize I Have Brought Upon The World	And God commences the killing of self whatevah brotha, you don't EVEN know me God damn it.

 

Untitled by PoizonGod 12-14-02
this is me, and some crazy chick...of....DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM? haha my little minions of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM .........	Haha laziness prevails That Was a great episode of Goddamit, wasn't it Edna? ..........	OOOOOOOOK...well back to God in amoment but first a words from our sponsors ............

 

Good Comedy id Better When Your Dead by PoizonGod 12-14-02
At a Britney Spears concert in Wisconsin..... Hit me baybay one more time! God I'm good at this lip syncing thing.......	*poof gasp* Hey!?!? W-w-w-where am I???? Britney.....We need to talk.....	But....What is this about? Remember that contract we made when you were 16?

 

Good Comedy Is Better When Your Dead (prt 2) by PoizonGod 12-14-02
..No!...I mean, look, I'm in the middle of a concert in Wisco-- The time limit is almost up Britney and we still have NOTHING from you	Ugh! Fine! Just give me till the end of this tour at least, then I'll give you what you asked for. That's not gonna work...I've delayed this enough, and I gotta get back to work. I'm gonna send in a replacement for the remainder of your tour.	Oops I did it again!! I hate my job

 

Spacific Pacific by PoizonGod 12-14-02
hm.......satan..is...a...hippie? I heard that!...yeh go ahead, look at the cute hippie and laugh! do it! Remember! Your soul and every last one of your reproductive organs and cells are under MY control	hehe...kewl...so like I can get a tan! For your Utter lack of brains and you overage of of collagen, I am banishing you to the pacific ocean until I figure out What I'm going to do with you.	Look at me im dirty and gross!!! oooh! shit....I'm getting dirty. damn christina aguilera for stealing that song..I was sooo gonna do it. God, and in that video? what a ho!

 

This is what Pporn does to you by PoizonGod 12-16-02
Meanwhile in a Movie Theater somewhere *weeping* Jane, You know I love you...I've always Loved you!	He has a chance to win a million dollars if he sells his soul to the devil and flys to that bermuda triangle thing *More weeping* Don't Cry my Love, I will be back for you...Someday!	Francois leaves his love for the comforts of rich-ness B-b-b-but Francois! Don't go! *Calling* I LOVE YOU!!!!! *sobs* ooooh....Munny means I can buy porn....ooooh

 

Gay is Godly by PoizonGod 12-16-02
Our Hero is out in search of the Holy Grail of materialism munny..*drool*..munny..*cough splat gasp* I look Gay	Hey Gay guy! I have a serious Question to ask you!	Can you see where this is going? Do these pants make my butt look big? ......I am Gay

 

muhhhhhh happy birthday to me *sings* by PoizonGod 12-18-02
Squeak Speak Creak	Satan sneaks up on his unsuspecting prey. muhhhhhhhh

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