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by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Hello God
Howdy doo
Are you going to do anything about this threat of nuclear war?
grrr...
AUUUUUGH!!!
People are soooo greedy these days

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Well aren't III having a great day...
You think YOU have problems...
...
I mean CHRIST what am I? I look like a Native American midget bobble head doll...
Is there any point to this comic?
Not really.... no

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Hey Barbee, What are you doing tonight?
Oh you sexy man, are you hitting on me Ian?!
Why YES I am.
OMG *swoons*
How do ya feel about going out to burn a church?
...

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Rawr... I am the latest model robot, i shall rule this planet!
No... thats MY job...
But YOU dont have death beams, nipple machine guns, heat vision and flying capabilities!
Nope.
Dont kill me Jhonen...
But who really needs those things when you have HEAD EXPLODEY!

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Ok, thats it... im gonna kill myself...
Why would you wanna do something like that?
LOOK at me, ima friggin stick figure
Ya got a good point there... lemme give ya a hand.
How the hell do you kill a stick figure?

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
What the hell are you?!
I am God... Hello My Son, i know who you are, and that you claim to be me on almost any occasion
Soooo.. Gods a giant bug....
I am the Alpha, The Omega, and i watch the Beta, but more importantly i have come here to tell you the meaning of life....
I am sooo going to hell.
Heh... well THAT was fun.

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
What the hell happened here?!
I destoyed 99.8% of the worlds population...
Thats what i was going to do...NOW what am i going to do with the rest of my week?!
I have left 10000 of your species females alive, and for some reason you didnt die.
I know what IM doing this week!
?

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
You know whats sad?
hmm?
I have no Genitals...
Ouch...
...And neither do you..
Shit... you're right...

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Why are you putting down my race you racist cracka!
Im telling you, I said NIGERIA!! ITS A COUNTRY
You called me nigger AGAIN!? You're one crazy cracka!
If my momma wasnt sick, id whoop ya, but yer a white boy, so youd call da popos, and i dont wanna hurt mah mommas heart none
...Shut up nigger

 

by PrototypeGod
1-03-03
Well... Ya see doc.. I have been teased my whole life. I suppose thats where most of my murderous tendencies come from...
Wow... you ARE a freak.
...
Im insane yaknow...
*NO psychologists were harmed in the making of this strip
OH MY GOD!!! HIS LEG IS ALL THE WAY IN HIS ASS!
Revolting... no?

 

by PrototypeGod
1-05-03
Ian has friends....
Hey Ian, Lets go to the strip club tonight!
*clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity*
Very good friends...
.....
*clickity clickity clickity clickity clickity*
Its a shame Ians an idiot.
Oh man im bored... I wish I had something to do...

 

by PrototypeGod
1-05-03
So now that we are all dead and in heaven, shall we tease mormons?
Man, im not sure thats a good idea...
What can happen? I mean weve already made it here...
You go ahead... im telling ya its a bad idea.
AUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!
Told you so...

 

by PrototypeGod
1-10-03
Looks like my ex still hates me....
Whys that?
The no genitalia thing kinda bugged her...
This is going to be a running joke... isnt it..
Pretty Much...
Fuck...

 

by PrototypeGod
1-14-03
So i ventured out & went to my friends...
What're you up to?
Hahaha i got this guy thinking that im a hot ass girl from New York. Hahaha and here in Orting
Yaknow... you're sick... im goin next door...
k hahahhaa
Next Door.
Hey man, im talking to this hot chick from New York
*Snickers*

 

by PrototypeGod
1-20-03
Karl, i love you!!!!
I love you too Barbee!!!
<333333333333333
<333333333333333333
...
...

 

by PrototypeGod
2-20-03
I am Jesus!
God you're a fag...
Yaknow... you are the 5th person to say that this week... what is it about me?
eh.. id imagine its the whole "i killed myself so everyone else can be saved" thing. Self Sacrifice is for chick flicks and homosexuals
fuck... you're right
I know... I know...

 

by PrototypeGod
3-17-04
Arrrr... Atlas, what we be doing today!!!
Oh Hey Auto, I thought I'd just drive this nail into my brain
urm... ok...
Well I screwed up last night so I must punish myself. BAD ATLAS! BAD!
*sigh*
Have you ever thought about joining a cult?
Why would you ask that?

 

by PrototypeGod
3-17-04
Hey Atlas, whatchya got there?
Oh just another letter from Thor telling me how sexy I am and ew... he took photos...
Is he a fag or something?
Looks like it, stupid queer...

 

by PrototypeGod
3-28-04
Kozzoloz: I r TeH 1337. HaXXoR mY aNuS. DooL mE NeWbeE
Autopsy: Again, you were who on GL?
I r TeH kInG oF 1337!!!!
What was that? nobody?
He really should just quit UO.
DONT LOOK AT ME WAAAAAHHHH!!!
Now you're just being a pussy....

 

by PrototypeGod
11-23-05
RAWR IM PORK! FEAR ME JEW BOY
uh.... no....
Why not?
I have a secret weapon.... A fat non jewish friend.
mmmm

 

by PrototypeGod
11-23-05
Well folks. I've got bad news for you newbs. I'm back and I'm here to make more terrible comics for you all to read and be disgusted over. Especially the really really long winded ones.
Where I pretty much will just be saying the same thing over & over again and you read & read & read & read and all you can do about it is wonder wether or not I actually write/say/do anything
Ownt.
Be it funny, amusing or just annoying, because truthfully you're addicted to me. Sometimes I think I should cut you all off though, it really cuts into my "self loving" time. Thats it. Go away now

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