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by PsycicPsyco
5-14-03
The plan...
So when he comes out, you hit him around the head,
And you kick his face into the ground
Decided
Ok, he's coming. I'm off
Here goes,
Here goes nothing...
Hello
!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-14-03
A greeting...
Excuse me. Can you tell me the way to the zoo?
No, but I can bend busses with my mind.
Another question...
Really! How do you do that?
Easy. I get angry and think about a bus.
Final Question...
Erm, you don't happen to be gay, do you?
No

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-14-03
ZZZZZ
Oh, no. I'm having that dream again!
Yeah, like wow
ZZZZZ
Can someone wake me?
Juggg!
ZZZZ
Ohhh, now what am I?
To small!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-14-03
Yeah. I want a quick fortune-telling
Thats 50 bells
I see oceons and forests
Erm,
No refunds

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-14-03
Do I Know You?
Yes. I told you to hit that guy.
Oh, yeah. What was the deal with that?
OK. I'd better tell you the truth
?
I'm not what you think

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-14-03
Erm, should I kill you?
If you spare my life, I will give you a gift!
Oh, yeah. What?
THIS!!!
Wow! I never would have belived it!
Help Me!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-15-03
So, this is probably the end. Better say goodbye.
Do I know you?
Possibly. I used to clean the bottles outside the bar
What are you doing here then?
I took the wrong turn on the way to the zoo. Hello?
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-15-03
Where am I?
Do you not know?
No
You are in HELL!!!!!
Huh?
Come with me, Man

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-15-03
Now where am I?
The place in the sky
What?
Remember your faith?
No
Please, just go back to earth

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-15-03
Huh! Who are you?
Hi, I'm James Harret. I run the bingo sessions down at this cemetary.
Oh, a ghost
I like to think of myself as more of a "Lively Spirit"
Would you happen to be gay, because...
Sorry

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-15-03
Hello My name is Man. Nice to meet you
Hi. So what are you in for?
I climbed in through the window
Erm, do you know that this is a prison?
Oh my god!
It's ok. I do it all the time

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-15-03
So how do you get down then. It's an awfully long way?
Just take a deep breath, and soon you will be flying!
OK. Here goes!
Good Luck!
You are probably wondering what happens now. To be honest, I have no idea. Psyco is a strange person, and sometimes he gets carried away. You just have to ignore him.

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-17-03
Hi Mr. Robot. Can you shoot missles out of your eyes?
RBT.56789 Can peform 60,000,000 operations per second!
Rightttttttt. Do you have hidden lasers somewhere, or what?
RBT.56789 Can speak in 876 different languages, and comes complete with a brainwave controller.
So do you have wepeons or what?
Hmm, maybe

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-17-03
I am apologising on Psyco's behalf about the contents of the next cartoon. May I just reming you that Psyco is NOT usually like this.
What you see on the next page may shock and disturb you, and.... What the hell are you doing, Marcel??
Ahh, Ahh!
Marcel, this is my strip. Now get lost. Marcel! MARCEL! OH YOU F***! GET OUT OF MY CARTOON!
My mum is a prozzie!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-17-03
A Boring Day
Hmm, what to do?
SHIT!
There was that one.. Oh f*** that,
My tree is being removed to make way for a XXX Club! Why?
At the club
AN XXX CLUB! OF COURSE! I'm already going! Oh, I hope my teenage-ex is there!
Why? Why?

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-17-03
At the club
Is this the XXX Club?
This is a ceremony of coming together, and an XXX club.
But where are the strippers. NO!
Yes! LETS GO PARTY!
Just imagine me removing my clothes. There isn't a picture of a naked priest in the gallery.

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-17-03
After a large explosion in New York City, the police and FBI are trying to track down the terrorists who planted the bomb.
Well, if you want to know why we don't have you surrounded with guns and stuff, it's because there wearn't any in the gallery. Well, it was you wasn't it?
What? No way? I don't even... Why the hell do you think it was me?
I would have thought that it were quite obvious.
Oh, I see.
Wait. I have a radio call. They found the bomber. Oh, I'll just shoot you anyway.
Cheep!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-18-03
Do I know you?
No. I just moved here. So what's your name? I'm Kevin by the way.
Jane. Nice to meet you.
So, what good things are there to do in this town?
Well there's the bingo hall. You can go fishing. The nature trail is nice.
Brilliant. I love bingo and fishing and nature.

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-18-03
Brilliant
So,
Want to hang out with me?
Sure

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-19-03
Did you remember what I asked you?
Erm, No
I asked you if you had finished with my jigsaw puzzle. Remember?
Oh, yes. I finished it. It wasn't too hard
Great. As long as you enjoyed it, that's the main thing
Yeah, thanks Mate!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-20-03
Welcome to PhatBurger. How may I help?
Erm, I'll have a Double McMega Whopper Flame Grill Sizzler Xtreme with cheese please.
Hoockkk! Toothhh! Uck, poor kid. Ok, here's your meal. Have a McMega Whopping Xtreme day and remember to come back to PhatBurger again.
Escuse me sir. I want a Mega McWhopping Refund. You hocked-a-loogie in my Mc Mega Whopper Flame Grill Sizzler Xtreme with Cheese!
Yes. I'm the manager. May there be a problem?
Yes, Ronald. Your McMega PhatBurger staff hocked-a-loogie in my McMega Whopp.... Just go. I don't like this place. It's too McMega Whopping Flame Grilled double cheese ultra phat wierd.

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-21-03
Can I have some candy, please?
As long as you remember to brush your teeth tonight. You don't want to have to go to the dentist.
Alright Wenda. I'll brush my teeth well.
Good. A nice kind monster must have nice, kind teeth.
That Wenda is so kind. It's great to have a friend like her in such a nice place.
Ahh. Sutch a cute little kid. I'm glad everyone is this neighberhood is as kind as he is.

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-21-03
It's 3:00PM and MaxPayne is already pissed
Hah! Look at MaxPayne walking around thinking he's so great!
Ooh, everyones comics are crap! Ohh, my comics are great! Ooh, at least they're better than yours, ohh!
So he finally finds out!
What! What! My comics are also shit!
Ah, what a brilliant day! I have wanted to see this all my life!
I CAN'T HANDLE IT! HUH! WHERE'S MY BRAIN!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-22-03
Ack!
Who the Hell are you?
Excuse me sir, I just saw a monster!
OH FUCK! THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE!
Continues>>>
Can you leave please?
Gaghh!

 

by PsycicPsyco
5-22-03
<<
HAHAHA! You say there's a monster heading for town! HAHAHA!
But it's true! Now all shall be revealed!
OMG! YOU WERE THE MONSTER!
YES! HAHAHA! NOW YOU SHALL DIE AND I SHALL EAT YOUR HAIR! VWAA! PREPARE TO DIE!
So the boy was the monster all along. What a surprise! HAHA! But why did the boy meet the monster? Why did he tell him to leave. Well don't look at me! MARCEL! MARCEL! EXPLAIN!
You see, the monster's brain was so strong that it managed to fuse with a boy's brain, making him transform. When the boy met the monster, he actually created a mirror effect, which showed him as...

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-04-03
A chat about games
So I bought Zelda for my GameCube yesterday...
Stop insulting Xbox!!!
What? I wasn't insulting Xbox!
But you just... Hey! are you trying to make out that I'm some kind of loser? Well I'm not. Anyway Xbox has Halo, so its the best console ever!
Not another fanboy. I don't want people like you around!
Stop insulting Playstation!!!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-04-03
A fanboy chat
No, PS2 is the best because it has GTA!!!
But does it have Halo? NO! IT'S SHIT!!!
Halo is rubbish anyway. It's just a load of people shooting stuff.
Well GTA is just a load of people nicking cars. IT'S SHIT!!!
An unlikely end
Hey! You're right! I'm buying an Xbox!
XBOX! HOW GAY! GAMECUBE IS THE BEST!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-18-03
Animal Crossing is much better than it looks
Need any help?
Yes, I lent my glasses case to Tutu and I need it back
Yes, Animal Crossing looks very sad
Why do you need a glasses case? You have no glasses!
GRR! YOU MAKE ME VERY ANGRY!
But it is a good game
Need any help?
Yes. I lent my hankerchief to... Why are you looking at me like that?

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-18-03
RougeLeader is stuck
WARSH! Now I can't get past the boss. AHA! My super-humal Cyborg Arms!
!
He did this by severing his real arms and replacing them with super-human cyborg arms
Top Fez! Thank's super-human cyborg arms!
How much blood have you lost?
I didn't sever my arms so I could be insulted by the likes of you! You can go rusty for all I care, you load of warsh!
JUST THINK! WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT ME! ALL THAT STUFF YOU HAVE ACOMPLISHED BY SEVERING YOUR REAL ARMS AND REPLACING THEM WITH ME! Go back to your game. This is a sad arm.

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-19-03
Week 1, and I was beginning to understand Haribokart's strange lifestyle
So why do you think that Xbox has had such a big influence in your life?
Because XBOX RULEZ, MAN! It has Halo and erm... er... IT HAS HALO!
I asked Haribo a very important question
So when did you first become a fanboy? What influenced you to become anti-Nintendo?
Because GAME-CUBE SUXX, KIDDO! Nintendo is for kid's, so eat my socks kiddo!
Get me away from this man
Do you think you will ever stop being a fanboy? Will you ever acept that guts and swearing isn't everything?
HAHA! Look, you spelt accept wrong! You must own a GAME-CUBE! Haha, kiddo!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-19-03
Haribokart has started a job in PhatBurger
HAHA! Welcome to Phatburger, kiddo. What do you want to order, Xbox Rulez?
I'll have a, erm, er, cheeseburger.
HAHAHA! You didn't say the full name of the burger, kiddo. How do I know which one you want? You must own a GAME-CUBE!
What! But the full name is so ridiculously long! Why the...
BECAUSE GAME-CUBE IS FOR KIDS! XBOX RULEZ! Cough... Eat my socks, kiddo. ack! Halo is very...good, help me, I'm out of control, GAME-CUBE is for, ohh, get me an ambulence, kiddo.
Fanboy!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-19-03
GodLivesUnderwater tries to tempt members of the public
Hey, do you want links to sick sotes which show people being shot in the face and stuff?
No, get away from me!
OK, what about this one. It's someone eating her own shit.
No way! I don't want any sick sites!
Sob, that's what they all say.
Sick loser.

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-22-03
Pumpkin meets GLU
Hey, it's GLU! I used to hate you, but you're alright now. Have you got any new sick sites?
I have a video clip of a woman eating shit out of another woman's arse. That's quite good.
Can I eat your shit?
Okay

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-22-03
You are rubbish! Everthing about you is rubbish!
Hey man, whats the dimbo, bimbo?
Shut up, you! why lock that topic, I can swear if I want!
I get it. You made nearly over 500 posts and you still haven't learnt anything from when you started. No wonder everyone hates you.
Gah, you! I think you mean everyone hates YOU! You are stupid, and I don't see why your topics aern't locked! In fact, this strip is rubbish, because it wasn't made by ME!
We shall meet again someday. I hope you will have learnt by then.

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-23-03
The last few cartoons from RougeLeader onwards were based on members of the GamesRadar forums. forum.gamesradar.com
If you have no idea what they are about, you obviously are not a forum member. There will be more GamesRadar cartoons soon.
Marcel, why wreck my speech?
Ya Mamma!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-23-03
Father, my life is a failure, what can I do?
Come with me, young girl.
What's this?
I am Mike. Tell me your problem.
Continues>>>
Well, I kind of killed my son, I guess...
Confession processed. You may leave.

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-23-03
I have a confession, Lizz...
Tell it to the Mike!
Gah, I can't take it! My life is over!
Tell it to the Mike!
Continues>>>
I don't like being a default on stripcreator! I want to leave!
Tell it to the Mike!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-23-03
Haribokart and Kiran
XBOX RULEZ!
Tell it to the Mike!
GLU and BeatJunkie
I have another sick site...
Tell it to the Mike!
A NEW CRAZE IS SWEEPING THE WORLD! TELL IT TO THE MIKE! YOU HEARD IT HERE ON 443 NEWS!
Dude

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-23-03
Mike, I hate myself!
quite rightly, too
XBOX RULEZ! GAME-CUBE IS FOR KIDS!
fanboy
And she does it like that every night! Ho Ho!
I hate my job

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-23-03
So how is it going?
Ack! Awful! I saw a guy hammer a rusty nail into his heard, heard fanboyish rants, heard about how GLU ate Pumpkin's shit! Ack! So when do I get my pay?
Well, your pay is being sorted as we speak.
Well, it had better be, because... Oh, well.
Just you keep listening to problems, and try and sort them out.
OK

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-24-03
And I'm worried that my Halo may be gone by tomorrow because of it...
So then he said...
Never!
Can you help me across the road, please?
Tell it to the Mike!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-24-03
BeatJunkie
I can't stop posting!!!
And everything you do post is an insult to someone
There has been a small problem. You see, you are a volunteer. No pay for you!
WHAT! BUT YOU SAID IT WOULD BE A JOB! Well, I'll continue alright. You'll see! HAHAHA! Cough, ooh.
An he's shooting them as we speak! You have to help! He's already stabbed a binman!
Tell it to the Mike!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-24-03
I can't get it out of there!
Just hammer it harder!
What can I do! I shot her!
Shoot yourself!
And the groove, aint HIP anymore, brother!
Take the groove off the edge of a tall building...

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-24-03
A she confessed about the break-in. You probably don't want to hear about the prostitiute and Octopus, do you?
YEAH, PLEASE!
You are turning evil. all 59 people who saw you last week all killed themselves!
Hey, now tha's unfair! Everyone knows that the stick man fell onto that rusty nail!
You will be punished if you keep this up. You'll see!
From now on, you had better watch the shadows!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-24-03
The priest is going home when he decides to walk through an old, abandoned factory
Who's there!
I know there's somebody here. Now, come out!
Behind you!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Like I said, watch the shadows. HAHAHHAHA!!!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-26-03
The Mike is burning innocent civilians
HAHAHAHA!!!
GRAAA!!!!
AIIIIEEEE!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
HAHAHA!! Cough, ack, hoo!
TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-26-03
NEWS JUST IN! The Mike has gone crazy and has burnt the big city!
Brother!
At a comedy show
And that doesn't matter, because the cheese isn't here yet!!!
haha!
Graa! I only missed 1 day's worth!
HHAHAHAA!!!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-26-03
Go, my zombie slaves! Kill any survivors! We shall have vengeance on these foul humans!
Yes...Master
Nothing can stop me now! I am all mighty!
bloody slave master
Meanwhile, somewhere
We can beat that Mike, right?
Hiyyaaa! Kochi!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-26-03
?
Hiyyaaa! Kikikio!
Take That!
Oh bugger...
Both the kids are toast
Losers!

 

by PsycicPsyco
6-27-03
Huh! What is happening?
No! Not a power cut!
NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
THE END
So why do you think it ended so quickly?
Well it was becoming VERY boring. It was probably for the best. Hey, lets get some booze!

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