All comics by Qwert093

 

by Qwert093
9-07-05
Hey, are those mails? Any for me?
Junk...Junk...Junk... No, there aren't any for you, but - hey! We won a trip to Austrilia!
What?! Really? Cool! When will we be going?
" Sirs, You are to go to to the port on 27th march. The ship 'Leet' will be waiting for you."
Oh man, how cool is that? A trip!
" You would not need to bring anything, as te ship is rigged with a bomb and chances of survival is 0.01%.We wish you a pleasant day at Austrilia." Aus, here I come!

 

by Qwert093
9-07-05
You know, somehow I imagined the ship to be full of people. But it's just us and some other weirdo.
Well, here we are. The ship.
Yeah, I guess so. But what about the ship being rigged?
Look at the bright side. In 2 hours time, we'll be in Australia!
Self-destruct sequence activated. Ship will explode in 10, 9, 8...
Uh-oh...
I think that's just for fun. Come on, you're being pessimistic. What could possibly go wrong?

 

by Qwert093
9-07-05
ARRGH! We're all gonna die!
We're sinking!
They both sank to the bottom of the sea, and were never heard of ever again...

 

by Qwert093
9-07-05
...Well, for about an hour, anyway.
Argh... Where are we?
Good question. We're stuck on a desert island.
Great. This is just great. We're stuck here with no food and no water.
There's some coconuts. I'll fly up that tree and get some down, ok?
Well, be quick. I find the silence quite desturbing.
Hello there. I'm Joey.

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
Wait a minute, I know you. You must be the weirdo-oops, I mean...um...
It's okay. I always hear people calling me that. It's no big deal.
No, really, I'm sorry, Joey. Um, how lon have we been stranded here?
About a day. You can live in my house while waiting to be rescued
TO BE CONTINUED...
You built a house in A DAY??
In 30 minutes, actually. I'm Albert Einstein's great great great grandson.

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
Allow me to show you my creations.
Ok.
Suddenly...
ARGH!
C-78, NOOO!
What the... What happened?
Yes! I've now mastered the Transformation trick! Fear me!

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
* Yes, the main character's name is Brian.
I'm back and I've brought lots of coconuts, B- Wait a minute, you're not Brian*!
Yes I am. Long story.
We've got time. Tell me.
Ok. You know the wierdo we met at the ship? Well, he was Albert Einstein's great great grandson.
Wait a minute! In the last few comics you said he was Einstein's great great great grandson!
Ok, I was wrong in the last few. Now he is Einstein's great great grandson.

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
After explaining why he is a bug...
How... How dare him? I will go and demand that he tranforms you back!
I don't think that's a good idea...
Robot, I demand that you change my owner - ARGH!
Hehe!
Great... Now I'm a pig. Yay.
I... heh...um...did try...hehe.. to, um, warn you...hehe.

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
Er, Joey? Can you help me get my body back?
You're in luck. I've just devised a method.
Really? Awesome! What is it?
It's a kind of michine. You have to stand inside it for 10 minutes for it to change your body back.
When can I try it?
After you pay me $15,000. It's not cheap, you know.

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
3 months later...
The machine is complete! Do you wish to step in now?
Yeah!
The machine is over there. Get in. Um, wait, the computer crashed...
It's rebooting... Loading... Give me 5 minutes. Not long now...
Somehow, I have a bad feeling about this...

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
As of now, the comic will not be called the Death Ship for obvious reasons. It will now be called: " The Middle of Nowhere", TMON for short. :)
All ready? Ok... 3...2...1... *deet!*
Odd... We seem to have teleported into the middle of nowhere.
Who cares?! I got my body back!

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
*Yes, the bird is Timothy.
Timothy*? Is that you?
Brian?
Where are we?
We're in the middle of nowhere. The machine exploded and send us here... Argh!
*Poof!*
Wow. Another teleportation?
Great. Now where are we?

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
What do we do now?
We should try to find Joey. He'll know how to fix this.
Wait a minute. This isn't a human spaceship.
*Gasp* You mean...
Meanwhile...
Hands up, Kid.
Ahhh! Talking Kangaroos!

 

by Qwert093
9-08-05
The search for Joey.
I guess we have to split up. You take left, I'll take right.
Ok.
Hours later, Brian finds Joey in a prison cell!
Joey! Is that you? Why are you here?
Talking... Kangaroos... Zap me... With... Stun... Gun... Can't... Move!
He heard a click behind him, and Brian Turns to find himself face to face with...
Ahhh! Talking Kangaroo!!
Freeze, pal.

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