"Close Call For Mexican Wrestler" OR "Chicks Dig Bad Boys"

Author: Rabid_Potato

Date: April 6, 2001

by Rabid_Potato
4-06-01
Mexican Wrestler...we have to talk about where this relationship is going.
So what the hairy fuck is problem this time?!
See! It's stuff like that! You're rude, obnoxious, loud, and you just don't treat me right. I don't know why we ever got together in the first place.
Because I'm mega-rich and have a cock the thickness of a boa constrictor!
Oh yeah! And you have a bitchin' car, too.
Damned straight, chica!