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by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
Hey Little boy what are you doing here
You kidnapped me remember?
No i didnt u betta go, home your parents will be lost without you
I doubt it...
Honey...I think we shud turn Jons into a snooker club...
Sorry dear i dont seem to understand...Whos Jon?

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
Here you go little Boy have some flowers to cheer yourself up...
Oh Thanks...
Your welcome little boy..
You no u remind me of someone?
I was Micheal Jacksons Vocal Trainer.... Hehe
That'll explain it..

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
So little boy have you got any muscles on them handsome arms...
Okay your freakin me out man...
What about now!!!
Still Freakin me out...
Oh man ive lost my touch i used to do this all the time...
Yer you totali remind me of Micheal Jackson...

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
Why have you put ur jacket on little boy?
ermm im really...cold!
Arrgghh let me give you a hug
Oh its all ryt im fyn now...
Let me Give you a hug!!!
You are really lame at this shit.....But ur reely gud at immitating Mickeal Jacksom...

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
I need to go and.....get something redy so ill leave you with ma friend Elton...
Hi little boy you wanna play a game?
Errr no thankyou...
Oh man ive had no attention for ages...
I wonder why..

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
Hey little boyi found you a toilet...
Yey i need it quik...
Come on little boy....
Ahhh this is good shit...
Hey whats up honey....
Hes gone hunni.........Mr twinkles the Cat has gone!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-30-06
I didnt mean to im sorry....
So your saying you didnt mean to shuf a nail, a knife and then ur dick up my ass!!!
I slipped....
Im ashamed. I though you liked playin games. Im not takin nutin off you no more...
I have Muffins?
Ooohh hope there chocolate...

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
Hello readers i would just like to say the following comic may be very voilent and sexual. Please turn away now....
Its a good job this camera doesnt go lower
Ohh thats big...

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
Look...Hey wait we only been here for like 7 comix and i still dont no ur name?
Well its Micheal.....Johnson.
So Micheal when can i go home?
But you havent began the fun yet welcome to...
Micheal Land!!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
Hey more flowers thank Micheal.
Your Welcome...John isnt it?
Yer how did you no that?
I looked it up in my Phonebook
Is This the End 4 Jon!!!
Oh...
Finally You Die!!!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
So as the end approaches Jon was slaughtered and then Raped by this Mysterious "Micheal Johnson". The Police finally caught on to this but were unable to find him.
They searched High and Low but couldnt find this Johnson. They even found the Phonebook he used to find out Jons name but no-one would anser.
But a few weeks later there was a strange fgure spotted near this very background. Did he come back for More?

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
You have done well Johnson. Jon has been defeated thoroughly. Next is his Father!
Why Boss we alredy did in the Kid why the Pop?
Because i need to get the family back for something they had done to me in the past.
What that then Boss?
Nothing to concern you!
All right Boss calm down. You betta take your cocaine boss!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
Shut up and turn around!
Yer but the Snooker Tables over there.
What the...
Hey babe wanna go out sumtime...
(I shudnt of left the vodka in the back)
Hey you know where i can get a nice hooker

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
5-31-06
Look just get in the box i swear i wont take you anywhere...
mmm....
Like Father like Son...
Theres Muffins in there...
OOooh Hope there chocolate

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-01-06
Boss i have him in the boss...
Oh that was quick my securtary hadnt thought of an idea yet?
Okay boss should i just drop him in the river?
Good Idea!
Theres no muffins in here?
What the...

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-01-06
What the hell am i doing under here? Wait a sec i cant breath...
Hey look at that! sum frozen guy?
*muffle*muffle*
Jesus is it just me or have the Laws of Physics just changed
Oh Shit Im alive but im BURNIN!!!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-01-06
So a few hours past and yet another of Jons Family died in Carnage...
But the main thing was would anybody be able to stop them or would they live to Kill every living person of Jons family...
Well lets just say a little competition is comin soon enough...

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-01-06

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-30-06
So we have defeated Jon and his Father. There is only one person left..
His Little Cat Mr Tinkles...
No you insolant little shit...
Hey Mum said not to bully me...
Shut up the readers might think were related?
Give me some Love Mama Loves me more!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-30-06
OKay lets get this straight im going to kil u in 24 hrs.
Really.
What? Your supposed to get on your knees and beg 4 mercy!
Really.
Oh Come on what do i have to do?
Look could you just kill me now!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-30-06
Get in the box?
Ok...
Man this is easy!
I Have her...
Man this is easy!

 

by ReALiTy_CoMiX
6-30-06
Man i thought this was gonna be easy..
Yer well thats wat you expect from sum1 who lost everyone...
No I dont think so..
Yer i do..
Nope i killed her Cat. Mr Tinkles...

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