All comics by Regus

 

by Regus
3-07-02
Within the fan boy’s lair.
Oh Shiggy, Mattvanstone is talking shit about you on the TNL boards. He just doesn’t understand your boundless intellect and keen eye for innovative game play.
What can I do to show him the error of his ways? Please, I need a sign….what must I do?
Why must you torment me so? I come to you for answers to life’s problems, but instead I get nothing but silence. I guess I’ll just masturbate to your likeness until the solution comes to me….aga

 

by Regus
3-07-02
Maruchan prepares to address the chat room.
Attention gentlemen, I demand you to cease and desist all this childish name calling. All this juvenile behavior serves only to devaluate the once pristine nature of this once academic paradise we cal
But alas, poor Maruchan struggles to sculpt his thoughts into a coherent sentence.
S hutt teh fukc up guys,,, i fukin ahet yuo faggs.
Regus has no choice but to comment on Maruchan’s moving diatribe.
Man, I'm thirsty. Where the hell did I leave my cock?
My god, you are a fucking homo.

 

by Regus
3-09-02
Deep within the fiery pits of Hell, Satan hatches another diabolical scheme.
The time has come for me to infiltrate yet another realm of the media, for I have already bled both the music and movie industry dry.
But I must make sure that it is something that was once well revered and respected, for that way my meddling shall have an even greater impact…. I’VE GOT IT!
A few days later...
Howdy Regus, welcome to the IGNinsider subscription page! The story you're trying to read is part of our IGNinsider premium subscription service.
What the fuck is this shit?

 

by Regus
3-09-02
The anonymous nature of the internet has given people a false sense of bravado and bravery, for they feel invincible behind the impenetrable shield of their computer screens.
X-BOX is a really cool system.
!
And because of this, they feel as if they can berate, belittle and flame any one who’s views differs from their own, and they do this with impunity.
It’s not “X-BOX” it’s “Xbox”, only homosexual pig fuckers use “X-BOX”! You must be really fucking retarded to say something as ignorant as that! I hope you die, you fucking ass hole!!!
But if these people where to ever be confronted with some sort of conflict in real life, the out come would be a little different.
So, what was all that stuff you said about me? You know, about me being a homosexual pig fucker.
I...um....

 

by Regus
3-09-02
Let us take rare glimpse into the world of the average Working Designs fan. Look at how he patiently awaits the release of Arc the Lad Collection.
Oh man, I’ve had AtLC on reserve for the past six months, and I’ve been sitting here in front of my computer, constantly hitting the refresh button on workingdesigns.com, so I don't miss anything
Arc the Lad Collection is out today! Thanks for waiting, oh and, we took the liberty of completly revamping the gameplay, for we felt the original Japanese design was inferior - Victor Ireland.
Upon hearing the joyous news, our hero emerges from his hovel for the first time in months, but alas, all that time in seclusion has not been kind to him.
OH MY GOD, THE SUN!!!!! NATURAL LIGHT, GET IT OFF ME!!!
ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Damn you Ireland, damn you to hell.

 

by Regus
3-11-02
OMG!!!! I FINALLY got the new Bebop OVA, NOT the FanSUBED one, but the fanDUBBED one!!!
My latest shipment of POKY just came in from JAPAN, I just LOVE this stuff, in fact, I eat it EXCLUSIVELY!!! It's so much better than the slop food we have here.
BEMANI is the PINACLE of video games!!! Nothing else EVEN COMES CLOSE! In fact, I’m learning Japanese JUST so I can one day travel to JAPAN and take on some of the BEMANI MASTERS!!!
^_^
Hmm, so this is what pitty feels like.

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