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by Rissie
7-23-03
Yeah, you know you thought it was funny.

 

by Rissie
7-23-03
You may have noticed I more often than not lack a sophisticated sense of humor.
I feel no shame, however, for what I find hilarious. For example...
A guy who's a pyro embracing his cat. That's funny.
Shiny.
A horned owl praying for a bowel movement while his friend gives him moral support. Also funny.
...please please please please please please...
Can't help ya, there, pal.

 

by Rissie
7-23-03
Hermione Granger being intimidated by a humanoid cigarette. Still funny.
Holy cricket!
Raise up.
I guess I'm trying to say that you should be ready for anything here. I mean, I appreciate all forms of humor. Sometimes stupidity is genius.
...
You think they bought it?
Your excuse as to why you can't write good punchlines? No.

 

by Rissie
7-24-03
Finally, I'd like to introduce you to the people you'll be seeing relatively a lot of during the course of this travesty that is a pseudo-comic.
As for me, I'm Rissie, age sixteen. I'm everything there is to this comic. Author and main character. Turn-ons include long walks on the beach and the youth of America.
Andrew. A composite of all my male friends. He delights in being cynical, turning everything into a joke, and spending all of his time emersed in a 1980s RPG or some form of modern animated carnage.
Do I have to say what my turn-ons are?
Sara. Female friend composite. Sara is very good at making Andrew feel bad, which is funny, and she is often the voice of reason in situations. I guess that's important.
Thanks.

 

by Rissie
7-24-03
You may also be seeing occasional flashes of the boobs I every now and then like to call my parents. But probably not really.
Rawr.
Rawr.
Generally, all that'll be happening in these frames is things that happen and things I think of.
Just think of it as another highly-rated, sick, twisted Reality Television show.
...or maybe not.
Wanna know how not to get voted off the island?
...Mommy.

 

by Rissie
7-24-03
As well, I'm sure the setting will often be in my house and my bedroom. Makes sense I suppose.
You should really get the shag carpet replaced.
All that said, I guess I've been rambling on for long enough.
I hope that this comic is, to you, like a glorious mixture of vegetables and Beano. You can enjoy it and not get massive amounts of painful gas.
...Right, let's get started.

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