All comics by Robbeh

 

by Robbeh
7-30-02
Rob, again tries to get Forge to let him kill newbies.
Rob, If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times YOB PATROL DOES NOT N00B BASH. It's what sets us apart from the other alliances.
I dunno Forge, those newbies might have some credits on them.
YP doesn't need to n00b bash to get ahead. We have a set of ethics.........................OMG A CIVILIAN LOGGED OFF IN UNPROTECTED!!!
Now yer talking. Where is he?..he's mine I tell ya!
The coward Forge in a Tug killed Newbie merchant Corraiv in a Hatchling in sector 462 gaining 382 credits and 0 experience.
The coward Robbeh in a Tug killed Newbie merchant Corraiv in a Hatchling in sector 462 gaining 382 credits and 0 experience.

 

by Robbeh
7-30-02
Rob, I've located some evil merchants for you. Here's your chance to stop killing helpless newbies and start doing some good in this universe!
Alright Forge I'll get to it.
At least Yob Patrol won't have a newbie hunter in it for long.
Er...I think we're having some communication issues.
The coward Robbeh in a Tug killed Newbie merchant JP Wolf in a Tug in sector 581 gaining 393021 credits and 0 experience.

 

by Robbeh
7-30-02
You have to help me. I killed one of Smork's drones and now he's after me.
Don't worry Rob, I'll handle this. Hide behind the cryo-chamber.
Gah it's Forge.... Time to use my Admin Anti-Forge Tactic.
Hello Smork, I think you're after one of my alliance members and...
*Smork is now known as Smork|afk*
.....oh...well...Another crisis averted!

 

by Robbeh
7-30-02
Yob Patrol HQ (aka Forge's parent's basement)
Friends, Allies, Cult Members...Once again the genius that is Forge has inspired another of my plans. Many of you doubt our ability to stand up to Ancients and the other alliances.
There is only one way to make sure a Yob is never podded by them. We will keep our experience below 11k and not form an alliance!
Hey Wombat do you think CyberBob would let us into MH?
Let's hope so...

 

by Robbeh
9-01-02
Yobs, I am pleased to announce that Yob Patrol Recruits has been created!
Don't even think about it Rob!
*Boards War Destroyer*
ffs no!
Not even a one?

 

by Robbeh
10-07-02
Rob finds out a 1 million credit bounty has been placed on him by the government.
Zio, this is an outrage! I demand the admins remove the bounty on me AT INCE!
I dunno Rob, we don't even know how to get to where they live. And you DID kill a lot of newbies.
I most certainly did not! I only killed the experience impaired.
Anyway, I heard the admin galaxy is guarded by a monster of unspeakable horror. It's huge, breathes fire and has a short temper..."Wizard1"
Regardless, we shall find these admins and demand that they remove the bounty.
Not likely!

 

by Robbeh
10-07-02
After a short search, Rob finds the main entrance to the admin galaxy.
Who dares approach the mighty WizardOne?
An angry ME player with complaints!
RAWR! SERVER DOWN!
What's happening? I can't move!
I'm stuck in open space. Only Forge can help me now.

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