All comics by RobotsAreAwesome

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Uh oh, looks like another terrorist! you better start saluting little girl!
No way you nationalist scum! STOP PERSECUTING ME!
Well little girl, looks like prison camp and military tribunals for you!

 

Life is hard as a robot, these kangaroos won't stop fucking with me
Listen here you robot muthafucka, i will cut you!
Why... why does the pimp keep messing with me! Why won't he just leave me alone!
GET OVER HERE YOU WEAK METAL HO! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
ARGH!!! NOW YOU WILL DIE YOU PUNY HUMAN MOTHERFUCKER!
Uh oh, i'm gonna run away like a little bitch

 

Har har har!! Now that I destroyed your home I will destroy you!!! DIE LITTLE GIRL! DIE!!!
NOO!!!!!!
HAR HAR HARR!!! HAR!!! EVIL!!! EVIL!!!
Yes. that was cool.

 

If that clown doesn't stop looking at me I will fucking kill it with my super death powers...
Hey kids, that fellow with the scythe and hood looks sad! I should cheer him up
I warned you motherfucker, now its time to die!
uh oh!!
That what you get, you goddamned clown....

 

Hey sam hows it going!?!?!
What do you want you emo loving son of a bitch? I should fucking Xkill youX!
Hey sam hows it going!?!?!
What do you want you emo loving son of a bitch? I should fucking Xkill youX!
Hey sam hows it going!?!?!
What do you want you emo loving son of a bitch? I should fucking Xkill youX!

 

Hey Satan! That was cool when you killed that little girl!
Har har har!! And good job with that annoying clown!!!!
Hey Satan! That was cool when you killed that little girl!
Har har har!! And good job with that annoying clown!!!!
Hey Satan! That was cool when you killed that little girl!
Har har har!! And good job with that annoying clown!!!!

 

Satan, I need to show you my love, lets do it! lets do it now!
Yes! Take off all your clothes!!!
Well.. what do you think?
Go down on me now!!!
Ahh....

 

whoo! this rave is awesome! PLUR!! PLUR!!!!!
whoo! rave til dawn!!!
Say, do you have any X? I wanna trip!!!
Sure here you go!!
Shortly after tripping
Uh oh....
YOU WILL PERISH INTO AN ENDLESS PIT OF PAIN!!!

 

Goddamn those lousy terrorists! trying to mess with the U.S.A.! We must blast those a-rabs back to the stone age! they are just jealous because we are free!! USA! USA! USA!
Goddamn those lousy terrorists! trying to mess with the U.S.A.! We must blast those a-rabs back to the stone age! they are just jealous because we are free!! USA! USA! USA!
Goddamn those lousy terrorists! trying to mess with the U.S.A.! We must blast those a-rabs back to the stone age! they are just jealous because we are free!! USA! USA! USA!

 

Oh. my life is meaningless!! what do I have to live for?? Nothing! I wish i had a sign from god!
Sorry, but your right, your life IS pathetic... end it.. now!!
Oh. my life is meaningless!! what do I have to live for?? Nothing! I wish i had a sign from god!
hahaha that was cool

 

Hey slut, i got something you can suck on, want a "puff"??!
Eww, no, smoking is bad!!
shut up

 

Uh oh, its an injun!!! Looks like i'll have to kill me a redskin!
what the fuck are you talking about? i'm asian!
Oh...

 

George dear, the Prime Minister is hear for dinner!
uh.. be right there dear! just, uh.. brushing my teeth!
Phsht!! Dude you are gonna be so busted when Laura sees you!
Shut up dude!!
3 hours later
Uh oh
PLUR!

 

I think that wierd guy is following me...
I have a boner

 

Hey! I'm Kid America, and this is my first comic!
I will take you through my magical world of nationalism and uber patriotism! go america!
So you glad that we are murdering thousands, if not millions of innocent people in Afghanistan right now??
Why do you hate America so much??

 

Sir, May I trouble you for some food? I am hungry and haven't eaten for days!
No, leave me alone you little peasant
But sir! I will die if I don't eat!
Glad i'm not you
TIME TO DIE!!!!
Uh oh..

 

 

You've been a bad girl! I think that you may not get many presents this year!
No Santa! what can I do to make it up to you?!!?
A few minutes later
Ahh! Now you will get all the presents in the world
Santa, I don't think this is right..
Shut the fuck up

 

ahh kiddie porn, the perfect crime!!!!!!!!!
10 min later...........
may i ask you what your doing?
why, looking at kidie porn, what do you think.
the police man and the priest make an agreement...........
wow, those are some good shots. i have a boner.

 

Oh man, I just took three tabs of acid, lets see what happens
Hello
Uh oh, whats happening...
Come with me Charlie, In to the neverworld..
Uh oh...
PLU...ah fuck this...

 

Follow me into the light
I have a goat boner
God's love will save you from eternal damnation
I seriously just popped like sixteen goat boners
Your everlasting soul shall rest-
Does Jesus ever get boners?

 

sup slut?
Oh no its that horrible bone-bot 2001 again
sup slut?
Oh no its that horrible bone-bot 2001 again
sup slut?
Oh no its that horrible bone-bot 2001 again

 

hey pink doggie
i wanna ride you....
fag
ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!

 

clappy! what up?
Listening to Europe! This synth line is great!!
Its the final countdown!!!!
this paper clip is a faggot

 

Oooo that juiceboxxx is so fine
Its tha juicer! blend that shit!
i will fuck all you broads out there!
To bad he's a fag
too bad i'm a fag

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