All comics by SAFJoJoKC

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
Joe Friday is given another case
We want you to track down the Christmas Cat Burglar
Im on it Chief, come Prints
Prints has picked up a sent
What is it Prints? You think he's up there?
Bark Bark
And indeed it was the Christmas Day Cat Burgular
FREEZE! I knew it!
Cant they all see the darkness im bringing, they are not sad at all they are actually singing!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
So it was the Grinch
The Gig is up Grinch! Put the present on the Ground
Ive Stolen a jack-in-a-box that needs to be wound
Give it up grinch, your going down town
When the Jack springs out it makes a loud sound
4 and a half hours later
What other crimes have you commited in the past?
How about you put that gun down and i kick ya ass

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
Lucky, when Fred felt that it was the end, a fiesty mammal makes an appearance
Oh thank God! Dolphins always help man in danger
But it wasnt to be
Lets steal his wallet
Surely im saved now!
Moral is, dont relie on Dolphins, they're just fish wannabes
Yoink!
Dammit!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
A terrible revelation is made when Jerry goes to have his annuel medical checkup
Well the results of the tests have come in and im affraid its bad news
Give it to me straight Doctor
Okay, im affraid you have a fatal Nut Allergy, very very serious. Stay well aware from nuts, would this be a problem for you?
Poor Jerry
Is that a trick question!?!?

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
Satan has a go at kareoki night
*Singing* I know a girl who's tough but sweet, She's so fine, she can't be beat, She's got everything that I desire, Sets the summer sun on fire
*singin* I want candy! I want Candy! I...
Hey Satan! YOU SUCK!
Wow, the crowd are really heating up tonight!
You were saying?
Argh!!! Encore Encore!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
The Phone feels its time to display its true feelings
Your so Pretty
Ring Ring..
Hello?
I LOVE YOU!
Hmm, must be the wrong Number
NOOOOOOOO!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
Jacob is lost in the desert and has not come accross another human being for months
so lonely
Until..
Hello there, would you like a balloon shaped like a giraffe?
He wasnt THAT lonely
How about like a donkey?

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
And so Hunter Lloyd excepted the Rabbits challange and so preceeded the counting down..
1,2,3,4,5,6
7,8,9, ah!
Lousy Rabbit

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
DRAW!
scratch scratch
Lousy Rabbit

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
Friday could see that he wasnt going to come quietly
Make a ryhme out of that smart guy!
and with that shot i die!
oh dear God
dammit that ryhmes! Why Why!
i have died, Goodbye

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-11-04
And so the Case was closed
Come on Prints, lets go, its getting dark
!!!!!!
Bark!
Wrong answer
ARGH!!!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-12-04
With the Time Machine Complete, the adventure begins..
Adam, we made this time machine for one purpose
I know man lets get it over with
And so into the Time machine our heros went, on a quest we the audience do not yet know..
whistle
Ancient Greece, Thebes 340bc
Hey Adam, it worked come out man
Oh Shit, Hippies

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-12-04
Bad jokes are always good
What do you do if you see an elephant cumming at you?
I dont know, What do you do if you see an elephant coming at you?
SWIM!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well at least they know what to do
HAHAHAHAHA..eh? Oh SHIT

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-12-04
10,9,8,7,6,5..
4,3,2,1,0
Big Explosion
Phew that was close!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
1-13-04
Germania 1158AD, Simon meets Erik the Red
I need some help
I have thought in many a bloody battle, i have thought the cannibals of Vauseuxica in the foothills of Dungharrow against the merciless Trialandian Cannibals..
Ive Challanged the Chief of the Faustatnical tribes of the germanic giants of Brenoth in a foul, four day duel to the death with rusty axes
Simon loves this guy
and i find to really get you red hair as thick and curly as possible always remember, wash, dry, comb than repeat

 

by SAFJoJoKC
12-07-04
Unfortunatly, Simon ran into Morpheus again
Free your mind, have you ever had a dream that felt so real?.....There is a difference between knowing the path and walking it
Oh shit
Come with me and I'll show you how far the rabbit hole goes.....I can only show you the door...
Look, why dont you go back to your beloved frekking Matrix Reloaded and leave me alone?
I would if i had something to do in it......

 

by SAFJoJoKC
12-07-04
Once again Simon's sleeping pattern has lost it.
sorry Asda isnt open for another 4 hours
Some time later
sorry Asda has just closed
ah... shit
Dont ask

 

by SAFJoJoKC
12-07-04
Simon isnt let back into the bar
Dude, i was just in there
Are you part of Hartifield's college? Didnt think so.Well we dont allow THIEVES into our bar. Im sorry but your a THIEF by defauly. THIEF! Now go home THIEF and THIEF off someone else THIEVY
Facist Asshole
Where you going THIEVY? Hey I havent finished accusing you for being a THIEF with no evidence! Everyone who is Hartifield is a THIEF, all of you! all of you! THIEVES!
I feel safer now the THIEF is gone.
Im getting me a toilet

 

by SAFJoJoKC
12-07-04
Simon is ready to set off home from Durham
It was nice meeting all of you, your all very nice,kind people
Aww, dont mention it. It was a pleasure to meet you too. We humbly.....we.....we...hum....
OhOh the Anti-Pretentious pills are beginning to wear off!
HUmb...hUm, so so huM, so, so, so... huuuuuuum, huuuuuuum, so so so, Hum,MuH,UhM
You dont gooooooooo to this unversity doooooooooooo you. Mwaha, mwaha, mwaha, mwaha!

 

by SAFJoJoKC
12-07-04
Life without Jaffa Cakes
..........
The lose gets out of hand
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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