All comics by Saaur

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
A long time ago....
The StarWars serie was a great succes George! Lets bring out the first 3 parts?!
The ones whe thought sucked?
yep
Na, lets just wait till we need the money

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Spinner is pondering again
I've tried everything
He just can't think of anything
What can I do to help the n00bs
Luckely the council helps him out
The Council feels it would be a good idea to tell every n00b step by step how to play this game........
Why didn't I think of that

 

by Saaur
6-05-02

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
The Special Forces think they can stop the terrorists
You be dead Saaur
We'll see about that.
The guns blaze. TAKA TAKA TAKA TAKA!
I think I'll just plant my flag on j00

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
The n00bs are comming, hide
Who registers nicks Mr. HobbieRogue4?
Oh fk, not this again
Can I join the Legion Mr.Axis. You are soooo l33t
Oh fk, not this again
Mr. Praetorian sir, can I join your alliance?
*Fap* *FaP* Just PM P, I'm bussy *fAp*

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
In the a quiet park, somewhere near Hobbies town, someone screems
WHY CANT I GET SEX?!?!?!
Meanwhile, the secret organisation GHL is in action
There must be a way
We can't pay someone for sex, Hobbie would hate us if he finds out
Till they finally give up on real sex.....
See, its like this...you'll get $100 to do Hobbie

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Perkeo giving Riflez the facts
morning blowjob owns :P
depends who gives it though :D
Hmmm...I remember that one girl....EWWWwwwwww
i mean how do you tell some girls they arnt any good :P
Ok, I guess you could be right
I don't like girlz anyways

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
There is something going on in the park
Go on
Oh yes baby
I think we should look who it is
Is it wet?
YES, I'll just bend over and you can stick it in.
Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?
Oi, dude, what ya doing here?
Ehm....sorry hunnie....I didn't know you'd mind....

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
As we look in the crystal bal we see...
Hello there little girl
the furure?
SL is BACK, ph34r US
No, its just a the start of every round
Oh no, not this again

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
If the World Cup has tought us one thing....
After winnin last game with 8 to nuthing.....
If Gernamy wins again I'm gonna
...it is:
And its Germany taking the...
Never to mess with a kangaroo

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Its Dungeon Siege Time
I'm the great Valhalla, I can beat a Chicken
Time for this again, won't he ever learn?
Prepare to die chicken
Guess who won
grendel...ffs....i was fighting chickens last nigh...they have 12k hitpoints ffs
in other words...you got owned by a chicken

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
As the stars come up at night....
j000 dude, what ya doing up there?
help....me....
to shine over our pretty world....
This guy is sick, I'm leaving
Don't go....help...me....
there was a big BANG!
I'll help him alright

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Hobbie is trying to get some important information out of AlbinoSqrl
Do aliens excist Mr. Squirrel?
Tchiep Tchiep
AlbinoSqrl knows the secret.....
I didn't think so.
TSJIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!
but its safe for now.
I don't belive in them eighter.
Good thing squirrels can't talk

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Quest one.
Hmmm....how am I going to pass this
post on politics
He made it! Now on to quest two.
They should have given us n00bs some more info on how to do this
Message 1:1:1
So far so good....on to the third
I give up...
Construct Mining Center

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Legionairs find each other.
So Ian, seems we're in the same cluster again \o/
Lets just hope its not very hostile
Yeh, lets make sure they can't find us :|
We need fake nick
Hello 9foneves, we are 4uegoReibboH and nairotearP and we want to join the cluster alliance
9foneves.....fs, what does he think, I know thats Dingo, fs

 

by Saaur
6-05-02
Start of the round is always special
We have to become friends with the random gals so we can use THEM to kill the wenx gals. Yus, I 0wn
I wonder how we can kill that 1 non wenx gal in our cluster
Well, step one worked easy enough \o/ Now that they love 4uegoReibboH I'll hump0r their legs and get them to attack wenx \o/
I wonder how we can kill that 1 non wenx gal in our cluster
That was to easy :( MADDIX GIVE ME AN OTHER CLUSTER TO CNUT TA!
I wonder how we can kill that 1 non wenx gal in our cluster

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Saaur is playing the new PA RPG
Hey computer, tell me, what quest is mine to do?
To prepare for future attacks, the council wants you to construct the Turret Construction as soon as possible.
Confusion strikes Saaur....
w0t? FFS, and I thought Spinner was helping the n00bs. Building PDS is just dumb fs
Meanwhile, back in PA HQ
Spinner, spinner, all the n00bs are mad at, saying that they got screwed out of their resources.
Serves them right for building PDS fudge

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
In a random boring IRC channel
Chatter, chatter, blabla,bladieblabla bla blabla chatter, chattter exclamation mark LOL, pld, 0wnage, blablabla chatter.
End the pain, end the pain
Whats this?
ph34r peer
I'm peer, its time to go!
Awesome! Let me get my bags

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Saaur is having fun with PA
Time to initiate some more roids....
You f@#$@!&*$) @#% CENCORED @#%)@ PIECE OF @$%^@ I'M GONNA @$%^@)!_
Cannot find Server
Meanwhile, back at PA HQ
We can't have Saaur winning the round Spinner
Don't worry fudge I fixed it

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Introducing.....Ice and BlueBat
Hello, I'm Ice, and I'll freeze j00 all
you can't freeze me, cause I'm a hot Bat
Welcome to our l33t space ship
Well, actually its 90% The Legions, 5% mine and Ice just lost 80% of his share to Saaur
Introducing.....Saaurs ultra l33t blaster
Oh well....guess its between me and Saaur now

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Day 1: A new hope...
Hey ShitHe.....ehm, SkyHead, how are YOU doing?
I'm great I'm no longer addicted to PA!!!
Day 2: The addiction strikes back
Lo SH, still away from PA?
SLAP ME, SLAP ME SLAP ME!!!! Don't let me login!!!!
Day 3: Return of the Addiction
Ehm...feeling better today Skyhead?
YES, I'm great I'm addicted to PA again!!!!

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Welcome back guys and girls, to part 3 of cluster politics....what do we have for you today....yes, its Saaur playing with his Army toys!
Come here you Legion scum!
OI, who ya calling scum j00 fkn m0r0n, we r0x0r j00r b0x0r!!!
Lets see what they are up to
*wham* *p0eF* *SlaM* *sLap* *humpz0r*
And the cluster is safe again
LOOK OUT, LEGION IS COMMING, HIDE THE FARMS!
Come here you wenx scan!

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Spinner is trying to ballance the game....
Hmmmmm....I wonder how we can ballance the Xand race
Zeus, what do you think we can do to ballance the stats?
Well Spinner, why don't you just remove the cloaking from Xands only good ship?
What Spinner doesn't know is the Zeus is really a Spy on a secret mission to down PA
Hello Mr. President...........yes.......yes.........I'm working on it Sir

 

by Saaur
6-06-02
Spinner just can't get the stats right
This game is way to hard for me, I'm giong to kill Myself
Yes Mr. President....I think its fixed now
At the same time at PA HQ

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