Pride, prejudice, and sources of caffeine.

Author: SaltpeterTaffy

Date: July 22, 2004

by SaltpeterTaffy
7-22-04
I promise you that this'll be the last one about himself...
I can't have this stuff, it's Arabica coffee. Ever since Fordham, I've gotten a little prejudiced against the Arabs.
F**king idiot...
To all the folks out there, remember that Dad has already explained that Arabica is only a species of coffee, not a nationality.
What?? It's true. Stop staring at me like that. You have to learn to treat women with more respect.
...I stand by my case. You're a f**king idiot.
Dad: I know.
Dad, he hates me.
Right, blame me for being Mom's favorite...