All comics by ScorpionXtreme

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Welcome to the story of... huh... wait... THE HEROES!!!!! Starring... Big Jimmy!
What a dumb background
Shut up, this was the best thing I could get, and you're lucky Santa Claus didn't want to come!
Who's there?
the producer!
Where are you?

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
how 'bout this?
...don't like it...
and this?
OMG! I'm flying!!!!
Shut up... And this one?
I really think you should consider on making simple backgrounds...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
look, I really don't care about if you like it or not...
OMG! THERE'S A BUG ON YOU!
I'm the bug
Don't worry I'll save you!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
take that you bug... Now, where's the producer?

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Poor producer... *cries*
We're here to cry for that guy's death... Whatever his name is...
What's the point of this?
Shut up big Billy, he was such a nice man! *cries*
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
He wasn't a man!
Who cares???
BLAH, BLAH, Amen!
I'm leaving...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
I'm the producer now, so I choose you Field Background!!
Can we proceed with the storyline?
Oh, I completely forgot about that...
So, this is Carla, big Jimmy is in love with her...
hi
OMG, she's so ugly...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
and this is Little Jimmy and this is Peter and this........
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But you'll only meet them late rin the story, so now it's back to you big Jimmy!
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Psst... wake up...
oh!... hi!

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Make a storyline! do something!
OK...
So...
What?

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
OK, I'll do it. so big Jimmy was walking by and found a little girl on the floor.
WHAT?
Hi!
Huh... hi... Wh...
Yes, I want to enter your party to fight evil!
NEW MEMBER ACQUIRED! "LITTLE GIRL"
Fight evil? What's that?
You'll eventualy fall in love with me ya know?

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Little Girl is now inside of you!
Ouch... BTW, who is the evil guy around here?
Meanwhile in the evil prison...
OK, we have to get out of here, to go to the reunion of the bad guys, or else... THE evil will kill us.
You mean the evil of the evil???
Yes...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
On the reunion of the evil...
Hi Trex!
Hello hadro, how is your daughter?
She's fine, she's learning with her dad, yesterday, she throwed her puppy out of the window, I was so proud!
Wow, how does she do that? Do you hit her or something?
OF COURSE NOT! Do I hit you honey?
Of course not d...daddy... OMG, I said something wrong, I think my d from daddy wasn't very good, momma save meeeeeeee

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Oh, look... THE evil is coming!
OMG, he hits her...
Hello to you all...
Hey THE evil, take that suit of, so that we can see your face...
To becontinued...
Sure...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
After THE evil takes the suit off...
OMG!
I can't believe...
Here I am...
*cough* The evil will rule the world!! *cough*
...no comments...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Big Jimmy is back...
hiiiiiiiiiiii!
let's sneak upon THE evil!
why?
didn't you see they're making a reuinon??
were we supposed to see that movie?
Huh... no... yes... I mean yes... but nobody was supposed to know... curse you...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
so, they decide to sneak...
We are supposed to destroy the world by using the missil that is BEHIND THE UGRAH CONSTRUCTORS HOUSE!
And then we press the X button to fire it. BUT, if someone press [triangle] it cancels it and we have to hit new game! or someone cut the RED thingy...
yup...
Are you even taking notes?

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
wait, how do I spell missil?
m-i-s-s-i-l
thanks, you may proceed
that's all...
ok, thank you for your time...
goodbye

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
we interrupt this program to bring you THE PUPPY!
AU AU
stop!
AU AU AU
noooooooo...
once again the day was saved thanks to... THE PUPPY!
AU AU

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
After the little break, more news from Big Jimmy!!
What was the point of that break?
dunno...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
Psst... talk
so... what do we do with this notes
... we do what they say to stop the missil
Sure...
then let's go to UGRAHS!
On UGRAHS!
You're late!
Sorry, the script guy couldn't find what I was supposed to say...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
do you know what you have to do?
no, the script guy is still looking...
then let's fight!
whatever...
now I'm on my final form!!!!!!!
scary...

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
MWHAHAHA!
now what?
You won
But I did nothing!
but you would have to win anyway, so let's make this quick...
what a freak!

 

by ScorpionXtreme
4-12-03
careful, for this is obscene!
I love you!
what do ya mean?
I mean I want to f*** you...
And I want you to go f*** yourself!
ok! AH! YES! Oh Sí!
what a dumb little girl, glad this is the end...

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