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Chandler's Sex Face
by ScottDainty, 12-02-13

 

by ScottDainty
12-17-14
Just a normal day for dear ol' Bugsy.
Not when he finds a carrot
...in another rabbit's territory.
*crunch crunch crunch*
Drop the carrot.

 

by ScottDainty
12-17-14
Well...
Hello there! I am Bugsy.
Until then...
Here for short rants whenever I am out of my hole.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
...?
7 days! Hey, that's my Rudolph over there.

 

by ScottDainty
12-24-14
Pay attention, drivers!
When a pedestrian's foot is on the Zebra Crossing...
ESPECIALLY if people are already walking on it!
YOU SHOULD STOP YOUR CAR AND LET THEM CROSS!
How did they pass?

 

by ScottDainty
12-31-14
What do you call a rabbit with a bent penis?
Fucks Funny.

 

by ScottDainty
7-07-16
Bugsy is in a dire situation
I'm Cth'arg, son of Ghj'arth. I am from long line of descendants destined to kill rabbits. Today I have killed 12, you may very well be the unlucky number 13th.
or is he?
A wild Zubat appeared.
What??
Cth'arg eventually got captured by Ash and lived a horrific life.

 

by ScottDainty
7-08-16
A war between rabbit territories has lost Bugsy his supply of carrots.
I wonder if they sell carrot juice here.
Bugsy finally found a supplier of carrot juices
Hello there, do you sell carrot juice by any chance?
Haaaaaaaaaaaay. Carrot juice, baby? I can give you all that and more, baby. For just £20 per hour, you can have all of my carrot juices.
but.. is it the right kind of carrot juice he is looking for?
That's awfully expensive. Could you show me the carrot juice first before I purchase?
Sure, baby. Follow me to room 5 upstairs. You will not be disappointed. I am very experienced, baby.

 

by ScottDainty
7-08-16
A war between rabbit territories has lost Bugsy his supply of carrots.
I wonder if they sell carrot juice here.
Bugsy finally found a supplier of carrot juice
Hello there, do you sell carrot juice by any chance?
Haaaaaaaaaaaay. Carrot juice, baby? I can give you all that and more, baby. For just £20 per hour, you can have all of my carrot juices.
but... is it the right kind of carrot juice he is looking for?
That's awfully expensive. Could you show me the carrot juice first before I purchase?
Sure, baby. Follow me to room 5 upstairs. You will not be disappointed. I am very experienced, baby.

 

by ScottDainty
7-08-16
Bugsy is determined to reclaim his territory and more
I surrender. I beg of you, please spare me a few carrots and I will be on my way.
Hold it there, Bugsy. Why are you here? You have 20 seconds before I shoot that no good face off of your neck.
to take back the carrots which were once his
As I thought, he lowered his gun but eating a carrot in front of me fuels my rage.
Well, maybe I can spare you 5 days worth of carrots but under one condition. That condition is you join and serve me and help me to take over other rabbit territories.
and to become the "Carrot King," to rule the land of the rabbits to give back to the poor.
Not a chance. I will reclaim the territories for myself and give carrots to the poor. I will become the "Carrot King" and rid these lands of evil such as yourself.
Oh, sh..

 

by ScottDainty
7-08-16
So the war continues...
Where did you get that carrot, Bugsy? Which territory have you stolen from? if I find out it's ours, you'll be rabbit stew for those petty humans.
Don't make the classic mistake by talking for too long, Bugsy. Thomas had forgotten to even load his gun!
Well, I've decided to reclaim my territory and take over the rest. Putting an end to this madness, this slavery of rabbits is not acceptable. How can you enslav your own kind?
We're not rabbits, we're hares... *click click click*
Unfortunately for Bugsy, his enemy escaped.
Oh shit. I'll need to catch him before he gets back up.
HEEEEEEEEELP!

 

by ScottDainty
6-20-17
Hey, dad. I've thought long and hard about this but I really think I was supposed to have been born a woman.
Well, son... I never thought a day like this would come. Are you really sure about that?
Yes, I've felt this way a long time. Haha just kiddi...
SAY NO MORE! I CAN ONLY USE THIS POWER ONCE PER BEING.
DAD! I WAS JOKING!
Oh...

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