Merry Commercemas, Morons Everywhere

Author: Scyess

Date: December 22, 2003

by Scyess
12-22-03
♫Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. Jingle Bell Time, to... ♫
BUY A CHRYSTLER!
♫ Fa la la la la, la la la Hefty brand trash bags.♫
Even though I'm long since desensitized to the condescension of it all, it still galls me to think this kind of shit actually sells products.