Mallternatives

Author: Scyess

Date: November 30, 2004

by Scyess
11-30-04
Christmas is coming. Would you like to go shopping at the mall?
Ha! I'd rather peel away my eyeballs with a cheese slicer.
I thought you'd say that. I happen to have one right here.
This really hurts, you know!
Technically, I never said you had to choose one or the other.