Work |V

Author: Scyess

Date: December 4, 2004

by Scyess
12-04-04
Welcome to your first day on the job. Your desk is over there. Always remember our motto: "For God's sake, don't do any work."
Great! If you need me, I'll be on the Internet.
Yeah, about that...
Ha! They said I could never get into heaven!
We don't have Interent access. You also won't get a phone, a chair with wheels, or a window. And don't let me catch you talking to your coworkers, either.
... and they were right.