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| Welcome to your first day on the job. Your desk is over there. Always remember our motto: "For God's sake, don't do any work." | |
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| Great! If you need me, I'll be on the Internet. | |
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| Ha! They said I could never get into heaven! | |
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| We don't have Interent access. You also won't get a phone, a chair with wheels, or a window. And don't let me catch you talking to your coworkers, either. | |
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