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| Can you believe someone actually published a book claiming that Abraham Lincoln was gay? | |
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| Of course. A book claiming a great American hero lived a socially controversial lifestyle will sell millions of copies, allowing the author to retire wealthy. | |
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| What part of "retire wealthy" didn't you understand? | |
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| My lord. I just realized that Harriet Tubman was a flaming pedophile! | |
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| Sure, but can you turn it into 1000 pages? | |
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