Ulterior Motives

Author: Scyess

Date: January 26, 2005

by Scyess
1-26-05
Could you talk this whole time?
Oh, of course. But we household fixtures tend to be somewhat introverted.
So, um, can I get you anything?
No, thanks. I'm fine.
Nothing? Breath mint?
ENOUGH! JUST SAY IT! I KNOW YOU WANT TO CRAP INTO MY MOUTH!