This Actually Happened V

Author: Scyess

Date: March 3, 2005

by Scyess
3-03-05
Hey! I bought some organic tangerines at the store!
Of course they're organic. All fruits are composed of compounds of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen.
That's not what "organic" means anymore.
Oh, yeah? Let's see what the dictionary has to say about that.
"organic - adj - costing $1.50 extra per pound"
Hey! I got some organic toilet paper on sale!