Cuz V|

Author: Scyess

Date: March 14, 2005

by Scyess
3-14-05
Hey there. Um, come here often?
Woah! Hold on there, honey? Are you trying to pick me up? My gaydar is reading negatory, sailor.
Well, I'm not gay per se, but I can't say I've had any luck with women, so I figured I'd give this a shot.
Suits me, honey. All I need is a warm hole.
Men are such pigs.
I mean, a cantalope straight from the mircowave will work... but I can't get it to grab my buttocks and squeal "Do me, Daddy!"