Heartwarming Sentiments

Author: Scyess

Date: May 8, 2005

by Scyess
5-08-05
Hi. I'd like to call my dead grandma to wish her a happy Mother's Day. What's the country code for oblivion?
Just turn the phone sideways and dail 8.
Hey, Grandma. How's the decomposing?
Not bad, dear. And speaking of dead, how's your romantic life?