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Author: Scyess

Date: February 23, 2006

by Scyess
2-23-06
Your company makes two kinds of product. I bought the one that said "no artificial ingredients."
Great!
Not really... the ingredient list includes something called "disodium inosinate." Is that not an artificial ingredient?
No, it's a genuine ingredient that we put in our product.
So what the hell's in the other product?
Powdered unicorn face.