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| What would you do if you could be president for a day? | |
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| I'd increase the national debt to unmanageable proportions, invade some countries, and pander to the Christian right. | |
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| I mean, what if you had his powers but didn't have to act like him. | |
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| OH! I'd have about four million pizzas delivered to 10 Downing street and blame Vladimir Putin. | |
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