Have It Your Way

Author: Scyess

Date: June 11, 2006

by Scyess
6-11-06
Hi. Can I help you?
Yes. I'd like a twelve year old virgin. Preferably female.
Uh, we don't have that. We mostly serve burgers.
Can you put one in a schoolgirl's outfit, use the bun as a puppet and talk to me in a falsetto voice?
One combo #8. Anything else?
Wait... does #12 come with pink hair bows?