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| Dammit, why does this stupid web page take so long to load? | |
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| Well, that page uses a Java applet, which requires it to download and install an entire JVM onto your computer and... | |
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| Um, I didn't want the actual technical answer to that question. | |
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| Oh. Then it's because God hates you. | |
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| That's also why you look like that. | |
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