All Fun and Games Until ][

Author: Scyess

Date: September 24, 2006

by Scyess
9-24-06
What are you going to do about being stuck in a 10-month-old's body?
Nothing. I'm kind of enjoying it.
It can't be doing much for your romantic life.
Actually, having the hormones of a 10-month-old has effectively put an end to my deisre for women -- which is the best thing that's happened to my romantic life in years.
Isn't it at least inconvenient? How can you, say, sit on the toilet?
Another non-issue. Which reminds me... fetch me someone with opposable thumbs.