Disorganized Religion V

Author: Scyess

Date: October 9, 2006

by Scyess
10-09-06
You heathen scum. You will find your false religion has not prepared you for damnation in the afterlife!
Well, maybe not. But my religion has puppies!
Puppies? That's your religion? Puppies?
Yep! Loads of them! They're adorable!
For some reason I find that irresistably appealing. But do you get to wrap ladies' underwear around your head?
Not yet, but we can bring it up at the next meeting.