Pathos

Author: Scyess

Date: March 20, 2002

by Scyess
3-20-02
((sigh)) My life sucks. It should be illegal for someone to feel this hopelessly pathetic.
**ding dong**
Yes?
It has come to our attention that you are a miserable loser. There's a $400 fine for that 'round here, mister.
Justice is less satisfying than I had hoped.
You don't mind if I take a huge shit here on your sidewalk, do ya, boy? I didn't think so! Loser.