Adhesive Bandage Blues

Author: Scyess

Date: August 5, 2002

by Scyess
8-05-02
I'm going to buy some more Band-Aids. I hate it when I run out and then get a cut; I have to stem the blood flow with toilet paper.
Hm... I'll bet it would be even worse if you took a shit while out of toilet paper and had to use Band-Aids.
Uh, while I'm out I think I'll also buy a few dozen more rolls of toilet paper.
Or if you had to use celery! That'd be even worse.