Hard to Sit Through

Author: Scyess

Date: August 9, 2002

by Scyess
8-09-02
Oh my God! The pain! It burns! It burns like hell!
It is not possible such fiery suffering can exist!
Burning, crackling, sizzling, popping, mind-blazing PAIN!
Incessant heat penetrates the core of my being!
Red-hot, white-hot, BLUE-hot fiery suffering tortuous burning! Oh, why won't unconsciousness mercifully take me! How it burns!
Man, I hate these hemorrhoid cream ads.