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by SeanCasey
2-13-02
God, shut the fuck up
Ariel I love you
um so anyway, I got the new Cure single today and
ARIEL FUCK ME
Goddammit, shut the fuck up you slut, I have a girlfriend, you're stupid, and you look like a 12 year old boy, ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Agony Imp and My Kerri go on a date
tee-hee, My Kerri, you just coughed. That was the cutest thing ever!
um, thanks!
I love how you say thanks, it's the cutest thing ever!
...yeah
=(
Christ, go get circumsized, you loser.

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Inspiration strikes...
Hey, I know, I'll tell everyone on the board that I had a bad date and then I'll register an alias to tell them I died. Ahaha, damn I'm clever
...I hate my life

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Glenn's blind date
I can't wait till my blind date gets here.
Hi Glenn!
Vincent? What the fuck are you doing here?
blahblahblah IGOTHEAD blahblahblah

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
no, not really...
Hey man, do you like Creed?
uhhhhh, no thanks
Wanna trade Drowning Pool bootlegs with me? I just went to this totally phat Lifehouse concert...wanna listen to the tape I made?
You're the biggest faggot I've ever met in my life, and I'm not exaggerating.
ROck On...

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Big news at the Patrick household...
wtf
Ryan, it's me, we need to talk...I'm pregnant...and I'm keeping it. Call me, please?
Does this mean I get child support?

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Another fun filled day for Suze!
and so like, then my julio said "hi" and i was like...arrgh, did anyone see It's a Wonderful Life? Oh fuck i forgot to let the fucking dog out arggh, like :rolleyes:
anyway like the guy who rapes those kids is so fascinating he interests me and pfft, argh like i dont think hes good or anything but hes sexy and arggh will someone tell my julio to wear a hat
*whir* ??????
and like pfft :rolleyes: he was arggh
*ERROR PROCESSING* A:> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Hi guys, it's me, your good buddy failure!
Who the hell are you?

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
At the rave
But I don't do drugs anymore, except sometimes I'll smoke crack and shoot up...say granpa, wanna get out of here and fuck?
Sweet, I love the whores
OH MY GOD, I am so not a whore! I've only had sex with XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX men. Oh well, let's get out of here. Wait, do you have a condom? Oh well, it doesn't matter, I already have 6, I mean xx STDs
Go easy on ole Gramps though, I have bowel control problems.
Don't worry, I'm pretty weak, I just donated 30 gallons of plasma so I could buy a pack of cigarettes

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
The intrepid Andrew comes up with another brilliant website.
yes, that's it...PAPER PLATE FANATICS.COM! This is going to be bigger than Caffeine Addicted!
ahahah, this guy is such a fruitcake
3 years later
What?! 5 hits and 1 post on the board?!
actually dipshit, I felt sorry for you and moved the counter ahead.
Andrew finds solace in his Mazda power. He then watches Fast & the Furious on DVD again.
Hey, at least I've got a phat car. I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
I downloaded 400,000 megs of porn in the time it took you to drive that pice of shit across the street.

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Tear Stained Glass and Cute Rock Girl. The grade school sweethearts discuss their date.
Hi Ariel, want to go see Big Fat Liar or Peter Pan 2 with me?
hI! ryAn thats cool! A/S/L?
Um, you know it already....will you give me head?
ok! whatS head? a/s/l? i think ur kewl though, wanna see a movie with me? a/s/l?
Stop asking me that, you dumbass. I'm going to break up with you.
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT SMIRK ON YOUR FACE OMG WERE YOU JUST PLAYING GAMES THE WHOLE TIME?!? A/S/L?...hey I got the new NOW! Cd today. It has Sum41 and Nelly on it. A/S/L?

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
I hate that Cute Rock Girl who calls herself Ariel. It confuses my French Canadian brain. :O
yeah...
Yes. :O
I hate that fag Tear Stained Glass that's named Ryan. It confuses me, too.
We should rape them. :O
Ok...I hope she doesn't get pregnant, though.

 

by SeanCasey
2-14-02
Mike moves on with his life.
Fuck netphoria. Those homos. That lying bitch shandi ruined my life 5 years ago. I'm so glad I'm over that place.
2 years later.
Fuck netphoria. Those homos. That lying bitch shandi ruined my life 5 years ago. I'm so glad I'm over that place.
4 years later.
Fuck netphoria. Those homos. That lying bitch shandi ruined my life 5 years ago. I'm so glad I'm over that place.

 

by SeanCasey
2-15-02
Fed up with the abuse, Sean himself puts his foot down.
Fat Years and Disarmed....STOP FUCKING UP MY THREAD!
HELL YES, TAKE A STAND
YOU TELL 'EM, NIGGA!

 

by SeanCasey
2-27-02
Yeah, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

 

by SeanCasey
5-30-02
Tee hee, I love acting like a dipshit on Netphoria
OPEN UP, THIS IS THE FEDS!
Fuck, how did they find out I was an illegal immigrant?!

 

by SeanCasey
5-30-02
I really need to find some acid. Those sXe fuck heads don't know what they're talking about, nothing bad will happen. I know, I'll ask this guy.
Hey dude, you know where I can get a couple tabs of LSD?

 

by SeanCasey
6-26-02
www.skyvisions.net
Today Microsoft has announced layoffs of 5,000 employees
0 replys
ok then, I'l check the programming discussion board
0 replys
...oh god, I'm such a failure
Still 0 replys. Click enter to kill yourself now.

 

by SeanCasey
6-26-02
Ok, seriously, Ledrew. I can sort of tolerate the Nintendo thing, but now you're a 25 year old dressing up like a superhero.
Shine get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by SeanCasey
6-26-02
Vacancy
Yo, so i was out blazing an l with my niggaz greg ryan and ninja turtle and we wuz bumpin ludacris on the stereo, shit was fuckin fly, that night
...and then i brought some bitches back to my crib and we as getting all hot and then i said to the ho...
Bitch you best be sucking my dick tonight, you white bitch.

 

by SeanCasey
6-26-02
Vacancy
Yo, so i was out blazing an L with my niggaz greg ryan and ninja turtle and we wuz bumpin ludacris on the stereo, shit was fuckin fly, that night
...and then i brought this bitch back to my crib and we was getting all hot and then i said to the ho...
Bitch you best be sucking my dick tonight, you white bitch.
Anyway, why must you people insist on calling me a wigger? I do not wish to be black, I don't act anything like any of the blacks I know.

 

by SeanCasey
6-26-02
Vacancy picks up chicks at the rave
Hey baby, yo my names Vacancy, nigga wassup?
uh, are you even legal little boy?
Yo, you KNOW I'm hot shit baby, I listen to Tool and like fucked up movies, I am God's gift 2 U.
um, where are your parents?
Come on, bitch, let's chill naked!
I have pepper spray in this purse.

 

by SeanCasey
6-28-02
Bittertrance
UNBAN IHAMAN YOU LAME FAGS. HEY HO LETS GO BANNING MATT HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!!!!
Come on you uptight losers, let matt back, please? This place sucks without him. Oh, he's unbanned. LET HIM HAVE HIS IHAMAN NAME BACK NOW
Two weeks later
Man, people on netphoria get upset over the lamest shit, who cares who gets banned or not?
Come on, banning sickbadthing? That's lame as hell. BAN NINJA TURTLE!

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
haha! i am eyesbomb i have come to this your fucking country to bring it down for communist. This does will end the evil
I'm gonna kick your stringy little wop ass
oh? For sure you are agressive does mean that you want to come fuck me? I am proud to of be bisexual, surely you want to fuck?
...
I love swans!

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
Eyesbomb gets in trouble
Is there some kind of problem here?
Maybe you should ask this fuck standing behind me
What's going on here, sir?
It is fucking police! You is the symbol of evil in this land fucking pig you will die. but i am so beautiful, you are fat and jealous, surely you must want to fuck?!
I am a so proud! I sacrificed freedom to stop the fucking american evil!
I like little boys.

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
Following a daring escape...
ha! fucking american cannot stop me. i have reached my destination of the white house soon fucking it will fall!
Attention earthlings! You are all going to die!
Whats this! For sure i have found a fucking comrade to bring down these whores with me! Fuck! I will join you!
...yeah, this one will do.
PREPARE THE PROBE BOT!
?

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
What is this?! A fucking probe? You are an fucking american spy machine, no!?!
We need to gether information to continue our conquest of earth! Now, how do you want it?
Fucking tyrant! We were to be comrades! Obviously you fucking robot wants to fuck me l am so beautiful and pure like the swan!
??? ......Get in the room behind you! Resist and it will only be worse!
OH FUCKING GOD! STRONZO! CALZONE! PEPPORONI! OH FUCKING CAPATILIST PIG I DID NOT MEAN FOR YOU TO TRULY FUCK ME! PIGS!
Oh good heavens, I can't watch

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
Eyesbomb makes it home safe and sound
It is a good to be in home of italy away from facism! I have success in my job to end the american tyranny! (hey...that is Marco faggot talking on that girl?)
ahahahah:D HE LOVE SWANS!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHA! I must go to work now and see nice boobies! :D
marco, pathetic fuck following me around like a loser he is! ...and what fucking treachery is this! It is a rocket from the fucking rapes of america! I kick your fucking bomb of capitalism! *kicks*
...... shit.
...CUT!

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
The aliens return eyesbomb to earth...
What is this fucking! I have missed the revolution! but the empire has fallen! ...but how will I fucking go to home italy? I are doomed to stay in fucking dead america?
It are you! You fucking pig would have at least take me to home of italy after what you does to me!
We're gonna kill you all anyway, so I guess it couldn't hurt. I just came back down to get you again because we didn't get conclusive results from the tests.
... I think I would go over there now.
PREPARE THE PROBE BOT

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
Check it out, bitch, I shaved my head! You like that shit, don't you?
!
I don't know Eric, I kind of liked you with longer hair.
You are so fucking jealous. I look great, I have great friends, a great girlfriend, and a good education. There are a MILLION people just like you.
Wait, but I AM yo...I'm leaving

 

by SeanCasey
3-18-03
Oh, hey steve, what's up?
--> I'm just going to my phat netoworking job. I'll be making $30 an hour. What the fuck are YOU doing, winner?
Um...I wasn't trying to be insulting or anything, dude, I was just makin
--> Sure thing, you pasty faced loser. Keep it up at tech school, goth fuck. Maybe you should grow up?
I'm not in tech school, I was on my way to wo...oh forget it. um, i'll see you later, dude.
--> Good one, jobless wonder.

 

by SeanCasey
5-05-04
Don't post....
come on....don't post...just read
One month later...
Ok, long enough *types*
----> back from ny, bitches / Closed the deal on a huge new account and bought some jewels for my girl that I'm flying out there when I go back next week. What the fuck have you done?

 

by SeanCasey
5-05-04
Don't worry baby, I won't show anyone a thing, you can trust me. God you're so hot I can't wait to see that dripping wet pussy
hehe...ok, hold on I'll set up my webcam
OK, here comes ;) *finger.jpg*
Oh man baby I'm so hot, i'll get those dick pics to you right away, I won't show a soul
Hey Netphoria! Guess who!

 

by SeanCasey
5-05-04
Don't worry baby, I won't show anyone, it'll be alright...I'll get you that video I promised right away. You're so hot
I dunno...ok, what the hell, I"ll get my webcam ready. You better not show anyone...
OK, Eric, here comes ;) *playtime.jpg*
Oh man, that purple pussy is so hot, I'd lick that all night, don't worry baby I won't show anyone, you're so hot
*uploading*
Hey, Netphoria! Who could it be?

 

by SeanCasey
5-05-04
Come on, Kristin! I sent you a picture of my dick!
ok ok, hold on toby, i'll get my green thong on
ok, here goes *zkass.jpg* I'll never talk to you again if you show anyone!
DAMN, That's nice :o Oh man I'm so drunk
Heeey, Nimrod, check out what I just saw...oh man I'm so fuckin drunk oh man but you can't post it, I promised I wouldn't show anyone! *zkass.jpg*
Is that who I think it is? *posts*

 

by SeanCasey
10-18-07
I buy into the punk mindset
...
(fuck everything, fuck everyone, I'm going to do what I want)

 

by SeanCasey
10-18-07
mirrar quit netphoria

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