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by Shadore
11-28-02
Penny Arcade is the best webcomic there is
I disagree, Jerkcity is much more Jerkable
Fine, whatever ...Uh why are we in a prison again?
BRB
Um...Spigot?
Get the BIG bottle of Lotion this time

 

by Shadore
11-28-02
So I hear you had a rough night in Prison
I'd rather not talk about it, thanks
Alright, alright...nothing to be ashamed of
So did they logan bust on you or what?

 

by Shadore
11-28-02
We are Indians!
We sure are!
boom
I think this is the best comic ever

 

by Shadore
11-28-02
Think this would fit?
Well...check
It appears not
Then get the fuck out of here
Think this will fit?
um

 

by Shadore
11-28-02
Whats the difference between bukkake and and five egg white omlets?
I dunno, what is it
I didn't cook you omlets this morning!
You didn't cook me anything, in fact you don't even live here
Well played

 

by Shadore
11-28-02
Jury Duty?? Ah crap
Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Your supposted to be a judge??? Fuck, can't there be any good static authority figues in this fucking thing? Fuck!
he was a sk8tr boi....

 

by Shadore
11-28-02
Lunch
You miss Kathy?
Nah...we still stay close.
Really? I heard it was a bad breakup.
Yeah, well you heard wrong.
Dinner
'sup baby

 

by Shadore
11-29-02
What is said:
I would like to buy this Avril Lavigne CD as well as this Full-Screen DVD
What is really being said:
BALRGHARGHA FARGOAB SCHAMGELE FKAPC SLURP SLURP PSIS AWAY MY MONEYS FKJLSS
Why it happens:
Profits this year are amazing!! More fuel for the torture tanks!!!
Can I stay here?

 

by Shadore
11-29-02
I'm a single mother, so everyone should respect me
Why? Because you were too fucking dumb and/or high that when you were fucking some piece of shit hillbilly you didnt slap on a rubber?
I'm doing a noble thing!
Noble? Like the world needs more kids, what are we at now..6 billion? BTW, thanks for sucking my tax dollars up your gunt because you work at Dairy Queen (part time)
Stripcreator should NOT be used as a soapbox
my dick is this big

 

by Shadore
11-30-02
Man I love porno
I hope thats the pizza deliveryman coming (coming) to give her a sausage pizza. heh heh heh
"Hi Chandler! Joey and I were just talking about you"
I need cable

 

by Shadore
11-30-02
Why would you make your own web comics?
Never mind, just plow my dirtbox
k

 

by Shadore
12-01-02
CHRIS MILLER IS TEH FUNNEY
what?
CHRIS MILLER IS TEH FUNNEY
why
360 FLIP WHOOT

 

by Shadore
12-01-02
WANT TO GO CLUBBING
This nightclub rocks man
Fo sizzule my nizzule
YES I DONT
unf unf...dancing
unf unf dancing
WANT TO GO CLUBBING
Wheres the pussy up in this bizlatch?
check your bag mister?

 

by Shadore
12-01-02
knock knock
Hi! Me Azn.
Your what?
Town Potal? TP? TP PLZ?
Arent you already in your house?
Why you holding supper?

 

by Shadore
12-01-02
Shania Twain is hot
I know..I downloaded "Up" last night
I bet you were "up"! ahaha snort snort
.......
How long is this fucker going to be in the stall for
We could always just use the sink....

 

by Shadore
12-02-02
WESTSIDE! TILL THE CASKET DROPS, GOT MY PISTOL POINT COCKED READY TO DROP
..........
..........
ICE IS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW INVENTION

 

by Shadore
12-02-02
No
Step 1: Strike up a conversa...Ah fuck i knew i forgot something

 

by Shadore
12-02-02
So what's the difference between bukkake and 5 egg white omlets?
Um..the omlets aren't semen?
Neither is fire cocksucker!
ARGH!

 

by Shadore
12-02-02
what the hell is this?
Oh hey! It's a boner!
Wait...its just a pencil
damn

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
I could make a webcomic
Or I could go downstairs, kill the lights, and play the greatest console game ever: Metroid Prime

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
Peter North 'Tooned
mmmm yeah baby
Close your eyes bitch, here it comes
yes yes yes!
UNGHHHHHHH

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
I AM A HUGE NERD
So it looks like the Enterprise blows up (again) in "Nemesis"
Rick Berman's an asshat, why bring Worf BACK to the Enterprise
I wonder how much dough they threw at Gates McFadden this time
The series started going downhill when Deanna started wearing the regular uniform
That episode where she is the birthday cake and gets all cut up is cool though
Yeah that was cool

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
Let's go see "8 Mile"
Yeah! Eminem is so hot
What?? He's not "hot", and even if he was he raps about raping women and throwing them in trunks
Actually, i don't feel like going out, I'll call you later
Women suck
Look at me own your ass, I mean...I barely had 20 armor and i still fucked your shit up

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
I WAS LIKE GOOD GRACIOUS
ASS IS BODACIOUS
UNF FLIRTATIOUS
UM..TRYING TO SHOW FACES(?)
Yeah I'm not sure how that goes either
Let's do Eminem next

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
I was just about done a really funny strip and i accidently hit the back button
You can't just go back and continue?
Would i be bitching about it if i could?
Well...probably not

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
The south will rise again
Kill the yanks!
MWAHHAHA
argh
I'm John Wayne and I suck cum compared to Clint Eastwood

 

by Shadore
12-04-02
Man, imagine getting head while watching "The Two Towers" how sweet would that be?
Not sweet at all, chicks always reek after blowjobs (imho)
Yeah whats the deal? I bet Liv Tyler wouldn't smell like that after taking a shot in the mouf from Aragorn
What's her character's name in the movie again?
I dunno, that's why I said "Liv Tyler"
Christopher Walken should have been Frodo

 

by Shadore
12-05-02
Bob suddenly becomes self-aware
Hey I've suddenly become self-aware!
Bob also is also telepathic
I'm also telepathic!
Bob loves to fuck his sister's slime-shute
I also like to fuck my siste.....hey WTF

 

by Shadore
12-05-02

 

by Shadore
12-05-02
Hi
Whoa nice tits
That is so rude! Pig
C'mon baby, gimmie some sugah
Hi
fuck off

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
I am a traveler of both time and space
Donnie Darko is a wicked movie. It always makes me cry though
All will be revealed

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
Why is it that every chick cant handle a conversation
Any why does every guy always act like a complete fag around women. Way to have your life dominated by the oppostie sex
Why is it that women are consumer whores wherin if you buy them things they are happy, wouldnt it be better if you actually
I think its time to stop

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
Do you and Avril Lavigne CD's in?
um..hello?

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
ummm you seem to be in every comic lately. the rest of us are feeling left out
That's some tough shit.
Maybe you could do the usual comic where the set up is in the first 2 panels and the third one has the payoff?
hmmmm
well?
Blow me you semen inflated bag of muffin douche droppings.

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
Seriously? snicker snicker? Ok Ok i will
Hey buddy. I store more nuts than your mom when shes working at the brothel
that's nice
It didn't work
Tomorrow i get to poop again

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
I want answers
Rob Schinders work is steadly decreasing
When's "Undercover Brother" coming out on DVD?
Remember "Space: Above and Beyond"? With those cool aliens? That was Rad
I always debate which of the 2 "Aliens" movie were better
But I never get them
Wasent there 4 of them?
THERE WAS ONLY 2

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
Spigot: Man of the People. God of the Ages
Pants: Dick Licker, wise talker, prone to closing eyes
Deuce
Seeing stupid ass fags who call me like "Bob" in their lame ass stripcreator strips with way too much text in them is shit
I dont think I was finished. (lace)

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
bills bills bills
You have mail
MORE bills bills bills
You have mail
"tp plz"
me azn

 

by Shadore
12-06-02
So bascially your entire run of comics centered around your hate of Avril Lavignine, body fluids, and diablo 2 users
2 of those are the same, but yeah pretty much
What to do you plan to do next?
Dunno really. I hear theres a good tornado coming thorugh town
That was Donnie Darko
Next Up: How I returned to glory and the lack of blowjobs at the door.

 

by Shadore
12-08-02
These TV DVD season set prices are way to high!
117 PLUS tax for a TNG season? 67 for X Files? 37.99 For "Mad about you Season 1"??!! I won't pay it!
So are you going to pay it?
Yeah, wrap 'em up.

 

by Shadore
12-08-02
This could prolly happen
Alright I have the new sheet music, lets get to the studio
You sure you werent followed?
Followed? I'm fuckng Satan for christ sakes
Alright, alright, whats the new hotness
It's called "Jizzy Lace" and the video will be her, North, Rocco, and the MILF hunter in a factory
I dunno if Avril will go for it, but I'll ask

 

by Shadore
12-08-02
Looks like your getting massive fucking packet loss. Retool your TCP/IP stack
Not yet. I have to telnet into E0 port and make sure the clockrate is set right
Your a retard, here I'm going to VPN in, set up remote access
Dammit. Why the fuck isn't Samba working now, wtf I have to go tar -zxcf to fucking unzip it?
I don't think Samba is your biggest problem right now, whats the console password?
I cant wait till the MILF hunter crashes College Fuck Fest. That'll teach em

 

by Shadore
12-08-02
Whatcha thinking?
I miss Spice Girls music videos
Me too!
Remember that one where they were in the desert all dressed in skin tight leather and Geri's tits were like overflowing?
Yeah! Why don't they do some more?
Fucking communism, thats why

 

by Shadore
12-08-02
I cant believe my regular gynecologist is on vacation.
Maybe I should just cancel...
Hey girly girl, guess who gets to be all up in you for the next hour?
Fuck.
I'll be right back, i gotta slip into my spiderman outfit

 

by Shadore
12-09-02
My Balls
Your Face
A winning combination

 

by Shadore
12-09-02
When I see a chick spread in eagle in a porno movie it looks like a Turkey
Or in Japanese porn...
A turkey covered in gravy

 

by Shadore
12-10-02
I like the holidays because I get to spend time with my loved ones
Metroid Prime is loading...
I love you too baby

 

by Shadore
12-10-02
Me still azn
Your not an azn
Wha??? Me azn! Me azn!!!
I'll show you what an azn really is...Hey Wang, get over here
tp
Wa so, most honrable countrymen, wang dang chung fung

 

by Shadore
12-10-02
hmmmm
hmmmm
{Penis}
{Vagina}

 

by Shadore
12-10-02
why does shit always happen to me (waiting for exam marks)
I get fucking screwed over everyday of my life i swear to fuck
I have no pants and my beer bottle is empty
i just want to crawl into a nazi hole and die

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