Every joke I've ever made or told has been influenced By Red Dwarf. Without this show, you wouldn't be reading this, and I wouldn't be nearly as happy in life as I am.
I'm a single mother, so everyone should respect me
Why? Because you were too fucking dumb and/or high that when you were fucking some piece of shit hillbilly you didnt slap on a rubber?
I'm doing a noble thing!
Noble? Like the world needs more kids, what are we at now..6 billion? BTW, thanks for sucking my tax dollars up your gunt because you work at Dairy Queen (part time)