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by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
Wow. you're... UGLY! HAHAHA!!!!
Foolish Child. TAKE THIS!
AAAAHHHH!! MOTHER OF PAIN, IT BRUNS!!!!
I warned you child.
Never mess with a freak.
Little twerp.

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
*clickity click* Hey hot stuff.
CaLiGuRl: *giggles* hey to you too, sweety.
*clickity click* You wanna hook up sometime?
CaLiGuRl: You're too cute. I'd love to. :-)
Because you never know...
Sk8erBoi: Cool. ;-)
Soon I shall kill you...

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
*click click* I still say the GameNOW editors are Goats!!
GN-PhilT: Nonsence. We're just your ordinary magazine editors.
You are goats! Goats I say!! I shall tell the WORLD!! The GameNOW editors are goats that live in a warehouse!
GN-PhilT: Well, while you're off doing that, I have some paperwork to give to Tom...
Tom! We've been discovered!
Notify the troops... We move out at dawn...

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
Hmm... lets see what is going on in the mortal world today...
Today, an ET exclusive...
This could be interesting...
Today, we are interviewing My. Jackson's plastic surgeon. *turns to man* "So what the hell were you thinking??"
So THATS what happened...
"Well, See, i was high, and Ireally wanted to scare the nurse down the hall..."

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
Hmm... lets see what is going on in the mortal world today...
Today, an ET exclusive...
This could be interesting...
Today, we are interviewing Mr. Jackson's plastic surgeon. *turns to man* "So what the hell were you thinking??"
So THATS what happened...
"Well, See, i was high, and Ireally wanted to scare the nurse down the hall..."

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
Oh boy! Time for Pokemon!!
Preachasaur, I chose you!
Preachasaur, use your annoyance attack!
Preacha!! Saaaaaaauuuuuuur!!!
Brothas and sistas!! The almightah lord shall wreak his vengance-ah... on the wickid-ah!!!
Tentamon, Return!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-24-03
Deep in the bowls of Dr. Roboto's lab...
Soon my greatest creation will be finished...
*sizzle!* *click click* *SNAP!*
Open your eyes.
Where am i? Who am i?
An so... Preachasaur is born. What adventures await?? Stay tuned!
I shall name you... Preachasaur!!
*tents fingers* Excelent.

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
A mysterious entity is attacking the home of our hero.
Preachasaur! We're under attack!
What? Stay here. Im going to to see who is behind this.
Who's there!?
Muahahaha... Witness as all you know and love PERISHES!!
Who is the madman who destroyed Dr Roboto?? Stay tuned!!
*BOOOOM!!!!!*
FATHER! NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
Father!!! *sniff* Noooo!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
YOU!! Who are you?! TELL ME!!!
I was Dr Roboto's first creation... But something happened. He aborted the project... He was ashamed of me... now... LOOK AT ME!!!!
What diabolical plans does
Oh my God! IT'S HIDEOUS!!!!! What the hell are you??
I am called Pinky. I really dont want to talk about it. Now, I shall destroy YOU!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
The battle begins...
I do not wish to fight you... but you destroyed my father... I will... I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!
You are weak. I shall CRUSH YOU!!!
AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Who will win this epic batle?? Stay tuned!
*BIF*POW!* OOF! *sock!* *THUD!* *SMACK!*
OW! *THWAK!* *POW!* *FLAP!* *BONK!*

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero as the battle's raging climax...
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
You are strong, but you have much to learn.
Aah!! i cant move!! my legs... they're BROKEN!!!
What will become of our hero?? Stay tuned!
We'll meet again, Preachasaur!
I... must... find... help... I... cant... go... on...*falls unconcious*

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
*wavy voice fades in* Preachasaur... Time to wake up... Preachasaur... You have much to do...
What?? Where am I? Pink... PINKY!! WHERE IS HE???
Slow down Preachasaur... You have been unconcious for some time now. Your legs weren't the only things broken. You were on the brink of death when we found you... We've had to rebuild your body.
What is Preachasaur?? STay tuned!
What??? What have you done to me???
We have made you faster. Stronger. Smarter. In every way BETTER then you were before. You shall no longer bear the name Preachasaur. From this day fourth you are...

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
What the...
You are now... GoatBoy!
Um. Ok. How is this gonna help me destroy Pinky??
You have powers you cannot begin to understand... Just becareful how you use th-
Oops...
YOU TWIT!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero on the moon...
Where are we??
Well, we were orbiting the moon when you destroyed out ship.
Sorry about that...
Bah well, lets begin your training.
Will GoatBoy pass his first test? Stay tuned!
Whats first?
Your first lessons is to learn to use your speed to your advantage.

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero in the middle of his speed training...
Ok, here I go.
Lets see what you can do.
Hey! Where'd you go??
Does GoatBoy have what it akes to overcom his stength training?? Stay tuned!
Im back.
Wait... Whered you geet that stool...? Bah! No matter, I think you have pased your first test. Next off... Strength!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join out hero at the beginning of his strength training...
ok, lets get started.
Ok, your first test is to...
Oh crap...
fight HIM!! He is known as Jason..... GO!!
Can GoatBoy defeat his freaky opponenet?? Stay tuned!!
Uh... Hi, Jason... Nice... err... night, huh? ......................... ................. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our heru in the middle of his fight with Jason...
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
EEEERRRRRRGGGGGG!!!
*BIF!* *SOCK!* *POW!* *BOOT!*
*POP!* *SMACK!* *THUD!* THWAK!*
Who won the fight?? What will becom of GoatBoy?? Stay tuned!
UUUUUUGGHHHHH!!!
EEEEERRRRGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero in the middle of his fight with Jason...
AAAAHHHHH!!!
EEEEEERRRRRGG!!!!
*BIF!**SOCK!* *POW!* *BOOT!*
*POP! *SMACK!* *THUD!* THWAK!*
Who won the fight? What has become of GoatBoy? Stay tuned!
UUUUUUGGHHHHH!
EEERRRGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero as he claims victory...
I... I won?? I WON!!! YAY!! *does the happy goat dance*
GoatBoy, pay attention!! You still have one more test to complete.
Ok, what do i have to do now?
You must learn to fly. COncentrate. Feel your self light as a feather... Now... FLY!!
Will GoatBoy figure out how to get down? Stay tuned!
I'm flying!! WOOHOOOOOO!!!! Now, how the hell do I get down?

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
Hey! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!
Concentrate, GoatBoy!! Use the force!!!
The force???
Yes. Use the force of the moon's gravity to pull yourself down!
What is in store next for our hero?? Stay tuned!!
Oh.. right...........
You did it! You have completed your training!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hery as tragedy is falling...
Master...?
*Cough* GoatBoy... listen to me... I'm... I'm dying.
What?? But you can't die!!
You twit, I'm over 500 years old! It's about time thos old bag of scales bit the dust! *cough* *gag* Gasp!* Farewell.... Goatboy. You have everything you need to defeat Pinky...
What will become of our hero?? Stay tuned!!
Master?? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero as he is planning what to do next.
Pinky.... I'm coming for you!! But somehow, I have to get back to earth... I know!
Ok... here we go...
What will our hero do when he gets to earth? Stay tuned!
*WHOOOOOOOSHHHH!!!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
We join our hero as he arrives on earth...
Pinky?! PINKY!! COME OUT OF HIDING AND FIGHT ME!!!!
PPPPIIIINNNNKKKKYYYY!!!!!! ...... ........... ............. ........... WHAT THE???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
What has become of GoatBoy??
HA! YOU MISSED!!
What?? How can you be so fast?
I had a lot of training.
No matter. You are still no match for me... I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!
Who will emerge the victor?? Does GoatBoy have what it takes to win?? Stay Tuned!!
NO< I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Only a merical can save you now! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
*POW!* *SOCK!* OW *WHAM!* OOF!!
*SOCK!* *PUNCH!* *WHAP!* AGH!! *THUMP!* OWIE!
Now let me take this up to the next level.... AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Heh, try all you want... YOU CANNOT WIN!!! AAAAHHH!!!!
*BOOM!** SOCK!* *CRACK!* *POW!!*
*THUD!* CRACK!* *POW! *WHAM!*

 

by Shadow_Wolf
1-25-03
AAHHH!
UUUGGHHHHH!
I'll see you in Hell
What?? How can I lose to a... a... A GOAT?!?!?! uuuuugggggghhh... *dies*
With Pinky defeated GoatBoy can now lead a happy life. But how long will this last? What new challenges will arise to face him in the future? Only time will tell...
Welcome to hell, you little shit.
This isnt gonna end well...

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