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by Skythe
5-04-03
I've been drinking b33r for as long as I know.
b33r please!
That be $10.
Even before you were sucking on your mother's tit.
b33r please.
That be $15.
Now look at me. The self proclaimed ruler of b33r. My story is much more detailed than this though.
Where am I and why does my jaw hurt?

 

by Skythe
5-04-03
b33r is the elixir brought from the gods and Mr. Fuck knows that.
b33r meter reads empty. What to do?
There is only one problem.
I need some money.
Mr. Drunken Fuck can do anything.
I know! I'll be a carpenter! Piece of cake!

 

by Skythe
5-04-03
First day on the job.
You know what to do right?
Of course, piece of cake.
*whistles*
*bang bang splat*
AHHHHH!
Oops. Ain't my fault.

 

by Skythe
5-05-03
At the scene...Mr. Fuck is asked about what happend to his new boss.
So...was he drinking?
No, no b33r.
Do you know what happened to the $30 dollars he had?
...uh...Nope!
Ok, thank you for your cooperation.
Haha! Sucker!

 

by Skythe
5-05-03
Hours later, Fuck appears at his paradise.
Yo, Ji...ha...mi...foon...dee! What's up!
That's Jihamefundi and what do you want?
Just b33r, what else do I come here for!
How much you got?
$30.
You get 2 bottles.

 

by Skythe
5-05-03
Minutes later after the consumption of the b33r.
I know that tard is ripping me off, but how to repay the "favor".
*yawn* I'll think about it later. b33r is going to show me a movie!
The next morning...
I know! I'll anthrax his ass! Thank's b33r!

 

by Skythe
5-05-03
Fuck's residence
Let's see. "ph34r m3!"
Sounds good to me and the anthrax is nicely inserted! *lick*
Oops! I don't think I should of licked that.

 

by Skythe
8-13-03
Creator of Mr. Drunken Fuck, Skythe...
What!?
Oh...right. This is to the vast majority.
Buurrrnnnn!!!!!!

 

by Skythe
9-18-03
The plan begins...
JI-HA-ME-PHUN-DEE!!
Wut do yu wunt, yu pest!
Here!
Huh..."ph34r m3!"!?
Mission SUCCESS!!!
YES!
AAHHHhhhhhh

 

by Skythe
10-07-03
The cabinet of b33r was electronically connected to Jihamefundi's face.
BLAST! Locked!
How the flying fuck do I get b33r!?...Oooo greens!
*NOISE*
The plan has been half filled...
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! *teleport*
FREEZE FROM A TICKET!!!!

 

by Skythe
10-07-03
Limbo
b33r hates Limbo. Limbo makes b33r do flips in stomach. *burp*
Hello...
Who the fuck are you!?
It has begun...
I'm Jesus Christ Superstar!
ENGARDE!!!

 

by Skythe
12-14-03
Round 1...FIGHT!
Easy friend. I'm here to guide you into the light.
NO HELP!! MUST KILL!!
*stab*
TEH JIG OF VICTORY
NOOOOoooooooo!
Fear the Cabbage Patch!

 

by Skythe
12-14-03
The teleport ends.
WOW! Jumping cow pies!!!
Who the hell are you!?
I'm the operator.
You ain't no operator! So who the fuck are you then!?
You stupid man. You try to get information.
What do you want!?
I wanna be PRRRRRETTY!

 

by Skythe
1-15-06
OPERATOR!
I need credibility.
Coming right up.
YOUHAVENONE!!!
*tear*
Fucker!

 

by Skythe
1-15-06
Skythe and Caw start the day.
I like my coffee black just like my Metal.
I'm gonna rape this day.
Who would of thought he couldn't take the own?
Indeed.
My...god...
Shatner?
I've come to the conclusion that we need more b33r.

 

by Skythe
1-15-06
Dammit, I'm stiff in the poses!
My mommy says you owe her money.
Who the fuck!?
I want a pony.
ABORTION!!!
AHHHHhhhhhhhh!

 

by Skythe
1-16-06
"All my friends are dead!"
...
I make it my mission in life to out bid you in eBay.
You're gay for eating noodles with sticks.
FUuuuuuuuuuuuucK!

 

by Skythe
6-03-06
Teh Truth
Passion my ass...
Heh.
That fucker was always smoking pot...
Let's not forget his alchoholism too.
I'm lmaoing!

 

by Skythe
6-03-06
And god had the balls to ban me for strip monopoly?
???
What?
Did you change?
...no...
NIGGA PLEASE!!

 

SHIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAA!
WTF!?
by Skythe, 6-03-06

 

by Skythe
6-03-06
I can't believe this shit!
I'm hungry.
$5 added to your account if you're late?
Taco Bell sounds nice.
It was just 1 minute after. Protest time.
This is getting Harvardly gay.

 

by Skythe
6-03-06
Obviously
I shall past GO!...
iamalesbian
Patience divorced me
On your face!!...
iamalesbian
NOBODY CARES!!
FOR THE SOUTH!!!
iamalesbian

 

by Skythe
6-04-06
I'm 32 on Myspace.
FRIENDED!!!!!!!
SPAM!
GAH! CHek otu mi ban d! /Emo
I'm 16 and am always right.
FORTHELOVEOFGOD!!! HATE!

 

by Skythe
6-05-06
That god damn CAT!
Who the fuck are you!!?
I am Society.
Amazingly it fits.

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