All comics by Slackerz

 

by Slackerz
6-03-03
Wouldn't it be great if MTV played music videos?
Well...not really. I mean, the reality show is simply the most brilliant breakthrough in entertainment history.
Hahaha
Hahaha
And then the world was invaded by robot ninjas.
My flesh!

 

by Slackerz
6-03-03
Hey Jerry, you got a letter.
For the love of God, what now?
It says you've won ten million dollars.
Wow, really? Can I finally put down my hammer and nail, leave my carpenter's work and live a life of luxury?
Nah, I'm just messing with you. That was the IRS. You have to forfeit your hammer and nail.
And now I am unable to sustain myself. WHAT A COMICAL SITUATION.

 

by Slackerz
6-04-03
Man...this is great. Jerry is gone...and I can finally relax.
...in a trash can. I have nothing to fear from the unexpected doom that I'm expecting really soon.
I can't believe how wacky this panel is!
I AM A PENCIL.

 

by Slackerz
6-04-03
Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news.
After five trillion zany gimmicks, humanity is no longer able to produce reality TV shows. That's it. No more.
r u goings 2 b ok? lol rofl?
SOMETIMES I QUESTION THE EXISTENCE OF A BENEVOLENT, MERCIFUL GOD.

 

by Slackerz
6-06-03
Hmmmm! HMMMM! I WONDER WHAT I'LL HAVE FOR LUNCH!
You should try food! It really fills you up!
Sigh. But I'd much rather eat tin cans and sharp metal objects!
Duuude...don't you know that metal objects are the products of capitalistic industrial industries?! FIGHT THE POWER!
Flower power?
Tweet chirp NO GOD DAMNIT.

 

by Slackerz
6-08-03
Phone commercials!
And more phone commercials! BUY A PHONE NOW.
It's funny because there are a lot of phone commercials.
You could be on to something there.

 

by Slackerz
6-16-03
Blah blah blah and then things happened.
Ahahahaha. Wut a funnay storay.
Hey, he's funny. He must be stealing from Jhonen Vasquez!
Holy shit, you're right! There's just no other way he can be original! It HAS to be stolen!
OMG, BRING IN THE FLAMING PITCH FORKS.
taht is vary weerd.

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