Hangman #1

Author: Slash_Raptor

Date: August 19, 2009

by Slash_Raptor
8-19-09
Okay, am I stoned? Or am I actually talking to bacon?
No, I'm really talking bacon... What's so weird about that?
Well, in reality you're just a small slab of pig meat... You don't have any organs, nor are you alive... You're an inanimate object at the bottom of the food chain...
Hey, hey! Just because I'm bacon doesn't I don't have feelings...
No, wait, I guess it does...